February 2012
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Hope your love blossoms into fruitation on this Valentine’s Day. Serenade your lover with a little help from Adam and Jakob Dylan!
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What's your all-time favorite line from... →
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January 2012
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So what does Adam like to do on a first date? Hardcore, smashin’, beatin’-it-up sex, of course.
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Blake talks about his rooftop stunt-gone-wrong: “It’s weird when people say it’s an accident, ‘cause I kinda meant to do it.”
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Wordaholics - Weird
Weird: Slang for varying levels of sexual debauchery one intends to commit to, and often looks forward to, in certain “out of the ordinary” situations. Those situations vary from the standard visit to an acquaintances college campus to the odd vacation at a sex-themed tropical getaway.
Most people looking to get weird are looking for a very specific level of weird they have already...
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Workaholics Mix Tape: The 6 Hours Till Hedonism II...
This is our final Workaholics Mix Tape for Season 2. Check that link for Mix Tapes from previous Season 2 episodes for any licensed songs you may have missed.
With our final mix we bring one of the hardest songs of the season. Many have already asked us, “What was that jam when the guys kidnapped Damien?”
Well, we here at the Workaholics Tumblr DO NOT advocated kidnapping of...
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I can already smell the weird.
– Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #144.
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Live Tweeting - Top Tweets
As they do every Tuesday, the Workaholics cast will be Live Tweeting tonight’s new episode, 6 Hours Till Hedonism II. A promoted hash tag will appear on the bottom of the screen so be sure to tag all your tweets accordingly.
Tweet something funny/clever/original and you’ll probably get mentioned on this page.
Here are the best tweets from last Tuesday:
@SiMMAFighter
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BEAR COAT YOURSELF! →
“Hey, where can I get a bear coat? I got money, mostly laundered.”
“I WILL GIVE YOU MY KID SISTER FOR A BEAR COAT. SHE’S HOUSEBROKEN…”
“I recently came into ownership of a partially live bear. Coat is fantastic. How do I do the dirty deed and coatify said half-live bear?”
Well, we don’t have answers to that question, but we can give you...
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In the Season 2 finale, we’ll see how the Workaholics plan on spending their Thanksgiving week.
But in this SNEAK PEEK, see Adam, Blake, and Ders’ packing rituals as they prepare mentally and physically for their fantastically sexy holiday.
6 Hours Till Hedonism II. Tonight. 10:30/9:30 CT on Comedy Central.
not-awake asked: what am i gonna do with my life when this season of workaholics ends :-(
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Check Out Erik Griffin's (Montez) Very Own Tumblr →
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Shirt Happens
Make a wardrobe choice that is the antonym of loose butthole.
You’ll be the coolest person with “butthole” on your clothes, ‘cause it’s the good kind of butthole. Just the word. Not the noun.
BUY THE SHIRT.
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Our Next Episode...
… the finale of Season 2. The end of the Season 2 road. Season 2’s climactic finish. Why?
Because the guys got 6 HOURS TILL HEDONISM II!
Log Line: The guys have six hours to get Blake a passport, or they’ll miss their Thanksgiving trip to Hedonism II.
See the world premiere this Tuesday, November 22nd at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.
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Wordaholics - Man
Man: One who is NOT, or incapable of, any, of the following—
(Not necessarily in order but the big tickets are certainly weighted)
A woman, meant only in the biological sense.
A coward.
Dependent on others for basic maintenance and services.
Working a grill.
Afraid of the dark, the uncertain, and/or spiders.
Unable to open a beer bottle using basic household items that do not include...
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What Was The Manliest Moment In This Week's... →
Head over to the Workaholics Facebook page to cast your vote!
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