WORKAHOLICS

May 31

Look what just arrived at our offices… (Taken with instagram)

Look what just arrived at our offices… (Taken with instagram)

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Wall mounted. (Taken with instagram)

Wall mounted. (Taken with instagram)

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Ders on Swimming (Really) -

Ders talks to ESPN (we mean it, it really happened) about the Olympics, his swimming career, and one of the first screenplays he ever wrote.

(NOTE: The screenplay’s not about swimming.)

thisiskindofgettingweird asked: How do I catch the rerun of Season 3 premier? I missed it!

“The Business Trip” re-airs tonight (or is it Friday morning?) at 2:34 AM/1:34 CT on Comedy Central; it airs again at 8:58 PM/7:58 CT on Friday night.

For more airings throughout the weekend and beyond, check the Comedy Central Schedule page.

To see the dragon, one must correctly frame the dragon for camera; and also drop acid. (Photo courtesy Brian Ferguson)

To see the dragon, one must correctly frame the dragon for camera; and also drop acid.

(Photo courtesy Brian Ferguson)

May 30

Adam, how many chicks have you done it with? What is your plan for me, Adam? How’d you get such great triceps? How’d you get such great delts? Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up) How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver. How’d you get such great quads? What’s the fastest route to work?  I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way. Can you teach me how to dougie? Why “Jagger’s” moves? Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga? What’s Alice’s deal? Can I party with you when you come to Heaven? When do you want to die?  Check this box for “Never”.

  1. Adam, how many chicks have you done it with?
  2. What is your plan for me, Adam?
  3. How’d you get such great triceps?
  4. How’d you get such great delts?
  5. Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up)
  6. How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver.
  7. How’d you get such great quads?
  8. What’s the fastest route to work?  I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way.
  9. Can you teach me how to dougie?
  10. Why “Jagger’s” moves?
  11. Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga?
  12. What’s Alice’s deal?
  13. Can I party with you when you come to Heaven?
  14. When do you want to die?  Check this box for “Never”.

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