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I call dibs on Beezer Twelve Washingbeard!

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And they went with Barry Sanders? DeMamp not only has a touchdown dance, but he also has a pre-touchdown dance

It’s Earth Day. Get Dirty.

Yep, it’s Monday. http://on.cc.com/10uxREU

Hopefully, tonight is your night!

It’s Friday! Quittin’ time.

Coming this fall to Comedy Central, Adam gets together with some of his favorite up-and-coming stand-up comedians in a mansion in L.A. for eight episodes of “Adam Devine’s House Party.” What could possibly go wrong?

Before you go shoving a pole through one of your coworkers, make sure you’ve confirmed that they are an evil robot and not just a cyborg.
http://on.cc.com/10RVNy6

Can’t go wrong with the Adam DeMamp patented “Come Hither” move.

YOU AIN’T GOT THE STAIRCASE TO STEP TO ME, CYBORG MONTEZ!

YOU A BITCH!  A BITCH!

Future: The time frame of existence that is always ahead of us.  

One never reaches their own future; but at the same time one is always living in the future of someone’s past.  Sometimes they look like Bruce Willis.  Looper.

In a Sentence: “The end of the new episodes of Workaholics Season 3B alters the future of the Workaholics Tumblr; but while it now assumes hiatus glory it will still be your source for all things Workaholics.”

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