RUN LIKE YOU’RE ON PCP AND HAVE ZOMBIE METH HEADS CHASING YOU!
RUN… TO THE NEAREST TV, BECAUSE THE SEASON FINALE OF WORKAHOLICS STARTS RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Leave the children and pets, there’s no time!
Phew. Almost missed it.
Tonight, we get a glimpse into how far Blake’s brain can stretch it’s mind legs. A glimpse… into THE FUTURE.
Whether it’s over or under, you’ll have a reaction to be sure; and there’s only one place you can get interactive Workaholics content while you watch the episode LIVE— our pimp hand presenting Zeebox. Your in-episode source for all things Workaholics, as you may have read here once or twice.
Twitter and it’s users are like two dudes being fooled into an alleged threesome; it’s only fun if everyone’s involved. Otherwise it’s going to #GetWeird, and not in the fun way where you’re all chanting it and drinking 40’s and being on #Workaholics.
So as you head into “The Future is Gnar” tonight, go in honest. Tweet what you mean, and mean what you tweet. Otherwise you’re just tongue lashing nipple rings and clogging feeds.
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Cast and Crew of @WorkaholicsCC tweet their thoughts on their costumes, make up, and skin tight outfits (oooohhh):
- Workaholics Showrunner - Kevin Etten - @kce00
Tonight is the future. And “The Future is Gnar” on Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
SPOILER: We did not get Scott Caan. Scott Caan is NOT in tonight’s Workaholics.
Tom Green, though? He’s all over “The Future is Gnar”. While I won’t tell you what his role is, I can tell you it draws on his past and projects his possible future. Rest assured, the fury is UNLEASHED.
See Tom Green enter the Workaholics world TONIGHT at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The final Workaholics Redacted Script Page of Season 3B came in, and it looks… infected almost. Changed. When I asked why, I was told it had gone through “Orientation”. I asked more questions but all I heard was a dial tone.
So I don’t know what “Orientation” means. To be fair, you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what I don’t know.
If I had to guess, I’d say it can’t mean good news for Adam, Blake and Ders in “The Future is Gnar”. But you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what would be bad news for Adam, Blake, and Ders.
Delve into the mystery and seek out the truth in the Workaholics Season Finale tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Untoasted bagels are just weirdly shaped bread. Go try eating one, you’ll hate yourself.
See Alice abuse her power even more in “The Future is Gnar”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Come on and get excited, it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
Act like you’ve been here before, though. If you seem to eager you’re gonna come off desperate, and you want to just come correct.
Wordplay. Wednesday. Workaholics. Tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
OK, in retrospect, Blake’s actions were a little rapey…
Will Blake and Jillian discuss their wild wooded ways in the Workaholics Season Finale? Or are they gonna let it steam over like a pot of brown rice?
Find out exactly what Blake thinks Jillian is capable of in “The Future is Gnar”, Wednesday night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.