While Karl’s cell phone was stuck inside a mangy dog in "True Dromance", a lot of people tried to get in touch with him; and a lot of people were unsuccessful.

Here now, in a Workaholics Tumblr Exclusive, a sampling of his messages—

(Special thanks to Evan Ahlgren for his assistance in retrieving the messages from the phone… not the phone from the dog, though, the dog took care of that)

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    hahahahahahahahahahah xD
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    "SMERK A BERNG" Dead.
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