Things Going Through Big Fat’s Mind
What he had for lunch- tacos.
What he could have had for lunch- more tacos.
What he could have for dinner- pizza?
Jillian’s cats, and ways they lead to petting of a different nature.
What to get on the pizza.  Meat lovers, early leader in the clubhouse.
Cheesecake.
Wings to go with the pizza.
Breadsticks to go with the wings.
Cologne to go with the petting.
How sweaty he is; and would likely get as a result of said petting.
Definitely meat lovers.
What a pain in the ass it is to have to take those deep breaths over and over again.
Whether there are any drive-thru or delivery cheesecake places.  Checking YELP once he reaches to his back pocket… ah fuck it.
Snacks to bridge the gap between now and pizza time.  Maybe there’s a rogue cheesecake in the work fridge?
Better go ahead and order the pizza now.  Not risk the place running out of dough or catching fire or selling out of pizzas.
Better make it two pizzas.

Things Going Through Big Fat’s Mind

  1. What he had for lunch- tacos.
  2. What he could have had for lunch- more tacos.
  3. What he could have for dinner- pizza?
  4. Jillian’s cats, and ways they lead to petting of a different nature.
  5. What to get on the pizza.  Meat lovers, early leader in the clubhouse.
  6. Cheesecake.
  7. Wings to go with the pizza.
  8. Breadsticks to go with the wings.
  9. Cologne to go with the petting.
  10. How sweaty he is; and would likely get as a result of said petting.
  11. Definitely meat lovers.
  12. What a pain in the ass it is to have to take those deep breaths over and over again.
  13. Whether there are any drive-thru or delivery cheesecake places.  Checking YELP once he reaches to his back pocket… ah fuck it.
  14. Snacks to bridge the gap between now and pizza time.  Maybe there’s a rogue cheesecake in the work fridge?
  15. Better go ahead and order the pizza now.  Not risk the place running out of dough or catching fire or selling out of pizzas.
  16. Better make it two pizzas.
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