Happy Tuesday.  Happy Montez?  We’ll see if you Workaholics fans were able to impress him…

Blaise666:

I hear a lot of flack about the diminishing of people at the house (as far as parties go) on the newer episodes.  I would start a celeb-look-a-like party, then move to ‘Tez’s pool party any day! Do these kids not realize that, as one gets older, people that one used to hand out with thins out?  That is exactly what post-college is all about.  We tend to fine-tune our realities, as well as our braj’s..  I think you dudes are staying true to form.  I dig.

Deep.  Unfortunately, ‘these kids’ are a rowdy bunch and probably stopped reading once it stretched past two lines.  Also, more of a theory than a boast. #MontezIsNotImpressed.

YesThatsAllie:

yooo i just drove westward across the country and drank so much redbull that i had a niacin reaction! and they only way i would’ve ever known what was happening was by watching workaholics. so thanks guys hahaha

Season 1 call back, nice.  Niacin.  Yeah, glad you didn’t think you were dying.   But… #MontezIsNotImpressed.

charliebrown1:

How could I impress a girl?

No, not a girl, Montez.  Let me try, though-

Impress a Girl: Be yourself, confident, and dunk a basketball right in front of her after setting up a regulation basketball hoop outside her living quarters when she least expects it.

Impress a Montez: Send us your wild weekend stories, and we’ll run the best next week to see if we can repregnetize Montez’s excitement levels.