Cocaine.  Nature’s brain food.  Without it, you could find yourself in a thought rut like Adam and Ders. 
All outta booga sugar?  Here are some other things that might help you think good yourselfs*:
Provoke your neighbor’s dog
Munch on some chicken bullion cubes 
Pick that knee scab until it’s in the shape of a cool scar
Throw some cinder blocks off a bridge
Call a random person in your phone, tell them you’re looking to poop
Chillax Murder
Mix a bunch of fruit liquers together, call it a “Fruit Basket”, chug it, then fight crime
*None of these things will help you think good, and probably should never be attempted in any way ever.
Make the good thinker’s choice and watch Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Cocaine.  Nature’s brain food.  Without it, you could find yourself in a thought rut like Adam and Ders. 

All outta booga sugar?  Here are some other things that might help you think good yourselfs*:

  • Provoke your neighbor’s dog
  • Munch on some chicken bullion cubes 
  • Pick that knee scab until it’s in the shape of a cool scar
  • Throw some cinder blocks off a bridge
  • Call a random person in your phone, tell them you’re looking to poop
  • Chillax Murder
  • Mix a bunch of fruit liquers together, call it a “Fruit Basket”, chug it, then fight crime

*None of these things will help you think good, and probably should never be attempted in any way ever.

Make the good thinker’s choice and watch Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

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