Most old people’s stories don’t feature a ventriloquist dummy come to life, either, so, ya know. Better.
My Grandma tried watching Workaholics and politely said it “wasn’t her thing”.  But she used to watch The Statler Brothers on The Nashville Network, so what, she’s some great comedy judge?  I seen the Benny Hill tapes in your entertainment center, Grandma!  You ain’t fooling anyone!  
And if I decided to tell that joke you told me last Christmas about the little boy asking the teacher for raisins?  I’D LOSE MY JOB.
I lied, too.  Most of Grandma’s stories are about ventriloquist dummies come to life.  It’s not her fault, though.  She’s a witch.

Most old people’s stories don’t feature a ventriloquist dummy come to life, either, so, ya know. Better.

My Grandma tried watching Workaholics and politely said it “wasn’t her thing”.  But she used to watch The Statler Brothers on The Nashville Network, so what, she’s some great comedy judge?  I seen the Benny Hill tapes in your entertainment center, Grandma!  You ain’t fooling anyone!  

And if I decided to tell that joke you told me last Christmas about the little boy asking the teacher for raisins?  I’D LOSE MY JOB.

I lied, too.  Most of Grandma’s stories are about ventriloquist dummies come to life.  It’s not her fault, though.  She’s a witch.

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