The rules for Drinking & Drag-Ons are far simpler than Booze Chess; but simple can be deadly.

Here are some customizable rules and add-ons for your Drag-Ons to take your next game to the next level:

• If someone fails to finish their turn, they must bring you pizza anytime you wish in the next calendar week.
• First person to use the bathroom loses their cell phone; calls and texts may be made and sent as the other players see fit.
• Roll the dice off the table? Whatever number the die lands on = PUSH UPS.
• Use a curse word? MORE PUSH UPS.
• Don’t finish your PUSH UPS?  Take 5, catch your breath, then get to FINISHING PUSH UPS.
• Designated Beer Getter is the first person to roll a 6.  As in 6 pack, natch.  They keep this title until someone fails to complete their assigned push ups.
• Instead of a regular Doritos, try it with Cool Ranch.
• Failure to light a lighter in three tries means that person has to watch and write up a full report of an “NCIS” episode.
• When you run out of supplies, you take a break.  See how your friends are doing, maybe they were only playing the game to spend some QT with you.

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