WORKAHOLICS

The Barracuda is back! “The Business Trip” and two...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:21:18 -0700

The Barracuda is back! “The Business Trip” and two other Workaholics full episodes are online now.

Wizards never die. Check ‘em out alive and well on Conan...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:32:44 -0700

Wizards never die. Check ‘em out alive and well on Conan last night.

comedycentral: Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:44:13 -0700

comedycentral:

Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at Redbull Flugtag? Click here to find out how to make it happen.

If you want to hang with the guys, you gotta do some work.

Need a pick-me-up this morning? Watch some Workaholics full...

Tue, 14 May 2013 08:44:00 -0700

Need a pick-me-up this morning? Watch some Workaholics full episodes. “Office Campout,” “Temp-Tress” and “Stop! Pajama Time” are online now.

Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:56:00 -0700

Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy Mothers Day.

Friday’s finally here. It’s time to get weird.

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:52:37 -0700

Friday’s finally here. It’s time to get weird.

comedycentral: Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:08:37 -0700

comedycentral:

Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin

tehslaphappy asked you:
hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I’ve been trying for a why and I have no luck.

Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun.

Anonymous asked you:
Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can’t find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I’m taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a “concerned neighbor” or just get the Hell out.

You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won’t start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store.

Anonymous asked you:
Do you smoketh the blunt?

I don’t not drink or smoke. never have.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.

Well that’s 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can’t be punching this pretty face.

Anonymous asked you:
How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?

Mental headboards are the way to go.

Anonymous asked you:
Eric, I can’t get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don’t say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.

Get in touch with other areas of your sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can’t be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING.

insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:
erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??

Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?

Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set.

burger—wolf asked you:
Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?

Confidence and honesty.

anamericanwerewolf asked you:
Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.

That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those “SMOOVIES”

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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

How to conquer stingray coochie? What do you do when handcuffs in bed don’t work out the way you hoped? Who needs Wikipedia when you’ve got Ask a Professional Comedian with Erik Griffen?

comedycentral: Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour...

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:42:24 -0700

comedycentral:

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he’s going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they’re for Erik. In the meantime, here’s a clip from the special.

You got questions? Tez has answers.

Here’s one for the ladies.

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:29:41 -0700

Here’s one for the ladies.

comedycentralstandup: Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:09:28 -0700

comedycentralstandup:

Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this Friday at 12a/11c.

It’s going to get weird.

Who knows? Friday night might be your chance.

We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808)...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:47:14 -0700

We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808) and Kyle (@kylenewacheck) last night during their #ComedyFest Twitter Q&A. But the event also raises one question: Have all the ladies who want to marry the guys already asked? I didn’t see one marriage proposal last night. Not complaining, just saying.

Follow the guys and @workaholicscc and @comedycentral to check out some of the other questions.

The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:25:18 -0700

The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm PT/7pm ET for #ComedyFest.

Tweet your questions to @ADAMDEVINE, @UncleBlazer, @Ders808 and @KyleNewacheck using #ComedyFest and follow @ComedyCentral and @WorkaholicsCC for all the action.

comedycentral: I call dibs on Beezer Twelve Washingbeard! [via...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:50:00 -0700

comedycentral:

I call dibs on Beezer Twelve Washingbeard!

[via @SportsNation]

And they went with Barry Sanders? DeMamp not only has a touchdown dance, but he also has a pre-touchdown dance

It’s Earth Day. Get Dirty.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:26:21 -0700

It’s Earth Day. Get Dirty.

Yep, it’s Monday. http://on.cc.com/10uxREU

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:29:18 -0700

Yep, it’s Monday. http://on.cc.com/10uxREU

Hopefully, tonight is your night!

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:00:35 -0700

Hopefully, tonight is your night!

It’s Friday! Quittin’ time.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:52:12 -0700

It’s Friday! Quittin’ time.

Coming this fall to Comedy Central, Adam gets together with some...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:21:07 -0700

Coming this fall to Comedy Central, Adam gets together with some of his favorite up-and-coming stand-up comedians in a mansion in L.A. for eight episodes of “Adam Devine’s House Party.” What could possibly go wrong?

Before you go shoving a pole through one of your coworkers, make...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:23:05 -0700

Before you go shoving a pole through one of your coworkers, make sure you’ve confirmed that they are an evil robot and not just a cyborg.
http://on.cc.com/10RVNy6

Can’t go wrong with the Adam DeMamp patented “Come...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:57:00 -0700

Can’t go wrong with the Adam DeMamp patented “Come Hither” move.