That’s right, Bill.  They sure are.  Your babysitting service surely provides over two families with a well deserved night out once a year.
Bill’s thinking in the right direction, too, for all of those out there thinking that Valentine’s Day means love and passion for just one person.  It can be a love for a hobby.  A cause.  A pet, providing that it’s not meant as physical love.
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Workaholics Tumblr to all the non-Valentine’s out there.  
I hope you love something.  I hope you know that someone loves you.  It’s probably your Mom.  

That’s right, Bill.  They sure are.  Your babysitting service surely provides over two families with a well deserved night out once a year.

Bill’s thinking in the right direction, too, for all of those out there thinking that Valentine’s Day means love and passion for just one person.  It can be a love for a hobby.  A cause.  A pet, providing that it’s not meant as physical love.

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Workaholics Tumblr to all the non-Valentine’s out there.  

I hope you love something.  I hope you know that someone loves you.  It’s probably your Mom.  

Not sure what to do with your night?
Well quit wandering around your place looking for new spots to crank down, and crank yourself into the TV room for an ALL NEW WORKAHOLICS, "FOURTH AND INCHES",  RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Whether you crank, or don’t crank, after that, is up to you.  We won’t know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.

Not sure what to do with your night?

Well quit wandering around your place looking for new spots to crank down, and crank yourself into the TV room for an ALL NEW WORKAHOLICS, "FOURTH AND INCHES",  RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!

Whether you crank, or don’t crank, after that, is up to you.  We won’t know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.