That’s right, Bill. They sure are. Your babysitting service surely provides over two families with a well deserved night out once a year.
Bill’s thinking in the right direction, too, for all of those out there thinking that Valentine’s Day means love and passion for just one person. It can be a love for a hobby. A cause. A pet, providing that it’s not meant as physical love.
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Workaholics Tumblr to all the non-Valentine’s out there.
I hope you love something. I hope you know that someone loves you. It’s probably your Mom.
Hey.
HEY!
Cool it down!
Now, don’t freak out, but an all new Workaholics airs IN MOMENTS on Comedy Central.
It’s called “Webcam Girl” and you shouldn’t watch it with your parents. Unless you’re really progressive, which you could be. The internet’s aged us all up.
Not sure what to do with your night?
Well quit wandering around your place looking for new spots to crank down, and crank yourself into the TV room for an ALL NEW WORKAHOLICS, “FOURTH AND INCHES”, RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Whether you crank, or don’t crank, after that, is up to you. We won’t know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.
Hey, it’s the dreaded Monday morning after Super Blunt Sunday. We’re all tired.
Feel free to give less of a shit. At least until your 2nd cup of coffee.
Workaholics; inspiring American office workers to give less of a shit since 2011.
As you head out there for your weekend activities, the Workaholics Tumblr leaves you with these words of wisdom for any provocative encounter—
Oh, thought last week’s episode was too scary? Adam’s got a retort for you.
Then this week’s “Alice Quits” brings a whole new style of terror you may not be ready for. The terror of a new boss. The terror of an unknown employment future. The terror… of Airsoft.
And a lot of other scary stuff that doesn’t involve ghosts. Promise.
Tune in to Comedy Central RIGHT NOW to get work-scared and #GetWeird with an all new Workaholics!
Last week, Adam talked about how freely he’ll put his front kidneys on someone’s forehead, top head, even front head.
Could THAT be what leads to Alice going through with her title action in tonight’s all-new “Alice Quits”?
For all the pajama-timing, office-masturbate-requesting, non-drunken-rage-fighting Adam, Blake, and Ders have put her through, what could be the braj straw that breaks the she-camel’s back?
How weird would our guys have to get, to #GetWeird enough to break Alice?
Find out in the newest TelAmerican adventure of Workaholics, tonight at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central.
Holy shib, it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!!!
You don’t have to wear a crimson mask of terror like Adam so you’re mentally prepared to #GetWeird with an all new episode tonight.
You just have to be near a TV. You can stand further away if you have a remote with good batteries.
“Alice Quits” tonight on an all new Workaholics, at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
“Workaholics” is of course what we call the show in the United States.
But did you know there are other titles out there for Adam, Blake, and Ders’ adventures, depending on the country?
For example, in England, it’s, oddly enough, called “Adam, Blake, and Ders’ Adventures”.
Germany? Das Trunken Wirken.
Australia? No Kangeroo Jokes in the Office Setting, Mate.
Costa Rica? Trabajadores El Vagante.
Japan? Bad Work Ethic.
Jamaica? Spicy Jamaican Jerkaholics.
Now, to be honest, some of these titles may be poor translations from what I heard a Comedy Central Intern tell me over a bad cell phone connection. Some may be real. But in any language, Adam, Blake, and Ders sure are undeniably on this show.
Watch the All-American boys take on the office world in an all-new Workaholics, Wednesday Night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
