S**t’s gettin’ #HALLOWEIRD tonight. http://on.cc.com/HuNbJt
…if you’re heading out this weekend.
Don’t freak out, but things are gettin’ straight creepy with three full episodes of Workaholics.
That’s right, Bill. They sure are. Your babysitting service surely provides over two families with a well deserved night out once a year.
Bill’s thinking in the right direction, too, for all of those out there thinking that Valentine’s Day means love and passion for just one person. It can be a love for a hobby. A cause. A pet, providing that it’s not meant as physical love.
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Workaholics Tumblr to all the non-Valentine’s out there.
I hope you love something. I hope you know that someone loves you. It’s probably your Mom.
Cool it down!
Now, don’t freak out, but an all new Workaholics airs IN MOMENTS on Comedy Central.
It’s called "Webcam Girl" and you shouldn’t watch it with your parents. Unless you’re really progressive, which you could be. The internet’s aged us all up.
Not sure what to do with your night?
Well quit wandering around your place looking for new spots to crank down, and crank yourself into the TV room for an ALL NEW WORKAHOLICS, "FOURTH AND INCHES", RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Whether you crank, or don’t crank, after that, is up to you. We won’t know, and frankly, we don’t want to know.
Hey, it’s the dreaded Monday morning after Super Blunt Sunday. We’re all tired.
Feel free to give less of a shit. At least until your 2nd cup of coffee.
Workaholics; inspiring American office workers to give less of a shit since 2011.
As you head out there for your weekend activities, the Workaholics Tumblr leaves you with these words of wisdom for any provocative encounter—
Oh, thought last week’s episode was too scary? Adam’s got a retort for you.
Then this week’s “Alice Quits” brings a whole new style of terror you may not be ready for. The terror of a new boss. The terror of an unknown employment future. The terror… of Airsoft.
And a lot of other scary stuff that doesn’t involve ghosts. Promise.
Tune in to Comedy Central RIGHT NOW to get work-scared and #GetWeird with an all new Workaholics!