Cuz I’ll fuck your mom.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #94
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May I speak to Mrs. Janet Paulson? I’ll speak to anyone in the house.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #321
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I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #88
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Knock off all the god stuff and fug me hard?
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #1.
Because it WORKS.
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Over the pants, though? No man, that’s not how you want to do it.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #309
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GET AMPED ON DEMAMP! CORN HUSKERS FUCKING RULE, TITS ARE RAD!!!
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #2130.
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You guys have monster dicks. Chicks must love sucking on those.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #88.
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I’m sorry lady, I don’t want to have sex with you unless you want to have sex with me. In that case, yes I’ll have sex with you.
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Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #44.
This one actually works pretty well.
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