Cuz I’ll fuck your mom.
Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #94
May I speak to Mrs. Janet Paulson? I’ll speak to anyone in the house.
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive.
Knock off all the god stuff and fug me hard?
Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #1.
Because it WORKS.
Over the pants, though? No man, that’s not how you want to do it.
GET AMPED ON DEMAMP! CORN HUSKERS FUCKING RULE, TITS ARE RAD!!!
You guys have monster dicks. Chicks must love sucking on those.