Can’t go wrong with the Adam DeMamp patented “Come Hither” move.
Potential Taglines for this possible direct-to-Netflix action packed thrill ride spinoff of “The Worst Generation”:
- “He ain’t got time to bleed”
- “Dishing out old school ass kickings”
- “Gramps doesn’t have a chance’”
- “This Summer… a Braj will rise”
- “Meet Adam ‘The Killshot’ DeMamp: You’ll wish you hadn’t”
- “This Bash Bro’s gonna Bash, Bro!”
Then the best part is at the end of the credits Nick Fury shows up and asks Adam to stay the F away from The Avengers.
NO! You were just getting comfortable on THIS bus!
Now you need to get on a new bus, praying you survive this bomb situation. While you’re waiting, why not make sure you’re following Mail Order Comedy so you can live tweet with them during tonight’s all-new episode, “Flashback in the Day”?
Their handles are easy to find and fun to type:
Blake - @UncleBlazer Adam - @ADAMDEVINE
Ders - @DERS808 Kyle - @KyleNewacheck
…also, quality live-tweeting from the rest of the Workaholics cast happens—
Jillian - @Jilliandeltoro
Maribeth - @maribethmonroe
Erik - @erikgriffin
And hey, the Workaholics Tumblr guy, @MiddleRelief, joins in for the West Coast airing, too. Usually with nothing of note.
Tag your tweets with #Workaholics to join in the fun… and #WelcomeToCollege.
Workaholics: 10:30/9:30 CT; Comedy Central. Twitter’s there before, during, and after.
Takin’ that special someone out tonight?
Impress them with your knowledge of fine berry wine. Then YOU’LL be the one feeling fine, if you play the rest of your cards right. Shower first.
We all know Blake’s mistake here— from a technical standpoint, he should have lifted Adam up so he could breath, then screamed for additional help.
After about, say, 10 minutes of screaming without any additional help, he and Adam can work out a slow-lower back into a choking position, followed by Blake running for help in 30-second intervals, returning to lift Adam back into a breathing position until such a time that someone with a large knife or cutting apparatus slices Adam loose.
At least that’s how they did it when I went to school.
Steak out.
Break out.
Steak out.
Everybody’s eating it medium rare.
Steak out.
Break out.
You’re busted.
There isn’t a time in your life that this isn’t true.
Even if you don’t know it yet.
But at least you can see a BRAND-NEW episode of Workaholics, “Ders Comes in Handy”, this Tuesday, July 24th, at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.
No matter who your cable provider is.
When you’re wondering whether or not you should watch tonight’s all-new Workaholics, “Real Time”, at 10:30/9:30 CT, on Comedy Central, just remember what Adam did to that phone book.
Do you want to be the phone book? Or the hands that rip it?
