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Half Christmas is finally here! Who better to play the holiday’s Grinch than Workaholics’ Alice Murphy? The only thing she’s missing is a heart capable of growing three sizes.

Click here to watch Alice’s heartwarming #HalfXmas message.

There’s a war on Half Christmas, and Alice is leading the charge.

Six Days of Half Christmas, Six Half Christmas Gifs
This one’s for the Half Christmas haters out there. And it looks like Alice still hasn’t come around. Watch her come undone in a new #HalfXmas clip "Alice Unwrapped." It’s not as hot as it sounds. Or is it?

Six Days of Half Christmas, Six Half Christmas Gifs

This one’s for the Half Christmas haters out there. And it looks like Alice still hasn’t come around. Watch her come undone in a new #HalfXmas clip "Alice Unwrapped." It’s not as hot as it sounds. Or is it?

Wordaholics - Boss Lady

Boss Lady: One’s professional superior, of the female persuasion.  Usually a strong role model for other women in the office, the Boss Lady rules with an iron fist while hopefully earning equal pay.

A boss can be a man, and a lady can work at a place of business without being boss, but a man cannot be a Boss Lady.  The name can be used for that male boss as a derogatory nickname, but calling him a duck would not mean he quacks.

Being a woman superior and object of sexual desire are not a mutually exclusive partnership of the position.  Many men are attracted to strong female figures, with strong female figures, and whether they are trying to get into the pants of their superior for business or pleasure depends on the strength of the punch at the latest company party.

If you have a Boss Lady, it is recommended to not call her that to her face.  She’s probably real uptight about what people call her in front of the workforce.

In a Sentence: “That Alice Murphy is one capable Boss Lady; and by that I mean capable of running both the office and dat ass all over my imagination.”

(Sentence possibly used by Adam DeMamp)