Johnny Ryan immortalizes capitalistic preventative patriotism in the Get Glue sticker for "High Art".
As a red-white-and-blue blooded American male, I was at first against any episode that would find Old Glory reduced to comedic ashes. Then a song was sung to me (also I was reminded that I was not able to prevent any stories from happening).
I let it go.
AND ‘cause you CAN’T burn freedom.