Johnny Ryan immortalizes capitalistic preventative patriotism in the Get Glue sticker for "High Art".
As a red-white-and-blue blooded American male, I was at first against any episode that would find Old Glory reduced to comedic ashes.  Then a song was sung to me (also I was reminded that I was not able to prevent any stories from happening). 
I let it go.
'Cause 'Murica.
AND ‘cause you CAN’T burn freedom. 
Unburnable Flag.

Johnny Ryan immortalizes capitalistic preventative patriotism in the Get Glue sticker for "High Art".

As a red-white-and-blue blooded American male, I was at first against any episode that would find Old Glory reduced to comedic ashes.  Then a song was sung to me (also I was reminded that I was not able to prevent any stories from happening)

I let it go.

'Cause 'Murica.

AND ‘cause you CAN’T burn freedom. 

Unburnable Flag.


Happy Birthday, America.  
Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  
Me—-?
I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.
#HowUSAareYOU?

Happy Birthday, America.  

Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  

Me—-?

  • I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
  • I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
  • I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
  • I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
  • I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.

#HowUSAareYOU?