Ass salad? Smoovies? Layin’ the damn tarp down?
It’s no longer a game. It’s a creed.
Not the band that let us keep our arms wide open, but a saying that we should carry into our every day lives. Whether you’re bending over to get a penny or taking off your pants to repregnatize a loved one, think about ole Tez before you act. Would he be happy with your set of actions? Would he want to join you? Would he be IMPRESSED?
Every step forward you take from this moment on is a gift. A gift of realization that if your actions aren’t even good enough to impress Montez, you’re just sucking air. Which, just sucks.
Here’s to being impressive.
