Ass salad? Smoovies?  Layin’ the damn tarp down?
#MontezIsNotImpressed
It’s no longer a game.  It’s a creed.  
Not the band that let us keep our arms wide open, but a saying that we should carry into our every day lives.  Whether you’re bending over to get a penny or taking off your pants to repregnatize a loved one, think about ole Tez before you act.  Would he be happy with your set of actions?  Would he want to join you?  Would he be IMPRESSED?
Every step forward you take from this moment on is a gift. A gift of realization that if your actions aren’t even good enough to impress Montez, you’re just sucking air.  Which, just sucks.  
Here’s to being impressive.

Ass salad? Smoovies?  Layin’ the damn tarp down?

#MontezIsNotImpressed

It’s no longer a game.  It’s a creed.  

Not the band that let us keep our arms wide open, but a saying that we should carry into our every day lives.  Whether you’re bending over to get a penny or taking off your pants to repregnatize a loved one, think about ole Tez before you act.  Would he be happy with your set of actions?  Would he want to join you?  Would he be IMPRESSED?

Every step forward you take from this moment on is a gift. A gift of realization that if your actions aren’t even good enough to impress Montez, you’re just sucking air.  Which, just sucks.  

Here’s to being impressive.

Carlos Ramos captures the essence of Montez’s ass salad pimping pimp hand in another of his fantastic Workaholics character portraits.
The no rules bedroom ruler returns in tomorrow night’s "In Line"; Montez arrives with a typical fury, intense for all intents and purposes.  I wouldn’t want to be caught in his way.
See Tez do what Tez does Wednesday night in an all-new Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Carlos Ramos captures the essence of Montez’s ass salad pimping pimp hand in another of his fantastic Workaholics character portraits.

The no rules bedroom ruler returns in tomorrow night’s "In Line"; Montez arrives with a typical fury, intense for all intents and purposes.  I wouldn’t want to be caught in his way.

See Tez do what Tez does Wednesday night in an all-new Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.