The internet, in many ways, is the worst thing to happen to teenagers. It gave them the autonomy their pizza-faced egos were just begging for. Now they sprinkle in the N-word like it’s cheese on a… well, pizza.
Sorry, as you can tell, I’m really jonesing for some pizza right now. Which, conveniently, I can order online.
If it means I can order food without picking up a phone, I’ll take a buttram once and a while. That’s a price I can pay. As long as it leaves me money for the pizza.
See even more nonsense in the season finale of Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Homegirl may be dead and gone, but her memory lives on in the full Workaholics episode “Good Mourning.’ Click the gif to watch it now.
New episodes return January 16!
Homegirl dominated the “People We’ve Lost” montage at our Production Banquet…
Wordaholics - Butthurt
Butthurt: The feeling one gets when saddened, put out, or disappointed, but in such a way that they may be making a mountain out of this molehill.
To be butthurt, one needs a leg to stand on, but not a full blown court case. The pain usually arrises out of social invite snubs, same-dress wearing, and not liking the dip you know I spent all that time on.
You may dispute a friend’s level of emotional pain, but you can not outright deny their state of mind while feeling this way. The best treatment is often a steady stream of “Yeah, I hear you”s and “She had no right”s, or just going to the garage to work on that craft project for your buddy’s birthday.
That said, men are just as susceptible to the affliction as women, and in most cases carry the feeling much longer and in a more intense heat; the disrespect of a six pack not brought, a couch seat taken, or a Breaking Bad spoiler spoiled has been known to last a full calendar year.
Surprisingly, the ache has no connection with one’s actual butt, arse, rear, fanny, or glute, but is more an ache of the heart. A lament of the soul.
A hurt of the “butt”.
In a Sentence- ”I know we didn’t want to go to Gwynne’s brunch, but she got so damn butthurt about us skipping her Winter Formal that we simply MUST attend, Randall!”
Director Tristram Shapeero watches on as Adam is up to no good of some kind. What kind? You’ll know within the first minute of tonight’s “Good Mourning”.
I’m sure Adam has some interesting thoughts on his handiwork; live tweet with him and the rest of the cast and crew tonight at 10:30/9:30 CT as you watch the premiere on Comedy Central.
Follow them to follow along—
Blake - @UncleBlazer Adam - @ADAMDEVINE
Ders - @DERS808 Kyle - @KyleNewacheck
Also, the best TelAmeriCans they can be, will be along with them!
Jillian - @Jilliandeltoro Maribeth - @maribethmonroe
Erik - @erikgriffin
Be sure to hashtag your tweets #Workaholics; and don’t be #butthurt about the whole thing.
In this Sneak Peek, Ders and Blake discuss their Stages of Butthurt with Alice after the loss of a coworker.
Find out more about the coworker, the butthurt, and what’s on Adam’s neck in the all-new Workaholics episode “Good Mourning”, premiering TONIGHT at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.