"Hey, where can I get a bear coat? I got money, mostly laundered."
"I WILL GIVE YOU MY KID SISTER FOR A BEAR COAT. SHE’S HOUSEBROKEN…"
"I recently came into ownership of a partially live bear. Coat is fantastic. How do I do the dirty deed and coatify said half-live bear?"
Well, we don’t have answers to that question, but we can give you the photo options of bear-coating yourself, completely free of charge or bear death.
See how you look in fur by clicking the link and taking a pic.