"Hey, where can I get a bear coat?  I got money, mostly laundered."

"I WILL GIVE YOU MY KID SISTER FOR A BEAR COAT.  SHE’S HOUSEBROKEN…"

"I recently came into ownership of a partially live bear.  Coat is fantastic.  How do I do the dirty deed and coatify said half-live bear?"

Well, we don’t have answers to that question, but we can give you the photo options of bear-coating yourself, completely free of charge or bear death.  

See how you look in fur by clicking the link and taking a pic.