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Ask a Professional Comedian: Chris D’Elia
blogged-degges asked you:For Chris D’Elia: what was it like working with the Workaholics crew?
Awesome. Those dudes are hilarious. Good friends of mine.  
cullthelivingflower asked you:For Chris D’Elia: Has the Ten Minute Podcast and your Vines helped your stand up at all? Any of your characters/in jokes make it to stage? For example” ‘ssz it’sseptable’t’talk’like’this’onnn’stage’now’yr’all’ mainstream’n’shiiit? Lots of love man.
Hahaha. Love the punctuation. I often say stuff on the podcast and then put it in my act. Vine is more something that I consider totally different tho. Just time waster and fun for me. Thanks for the love. Enjoy the special. 
burger—wolf asked you:Chris, when is Topher gonna come back to Workaholics?
Wish I knew bro. Ask the creators! Happy to go back.  
Anonymous asked you:So where in LA do you live? You know in case a girl wants to meet you.
Hahaha. Well since you’re anonymous… I live… Somewhere. 
cullthelivingflower asked you:For Chris D’Elia: How did you end up choosing the laugh factory as “your” club? Is stand up your passion or do you want to move more into TV? How did you get so good at improvising? Also how old is Bryan Callen?!
I would say The Comedy Store is my club. Laugh Factory as well I suppose. CS has always had my back tho. Even before LF. I obsess about inprovising. Always making fun of my friends and myself. So I just got comfortable on stage and now do it up there. Thank you. Bryan is 79.  
wezmoore asked you:Hey Chris, the question I’m using for my dissertation is ‘Should there be boundaries to comedy?’ So, are there any subjects you personally tend to stay away from when writing your stand up? Are there any subjects you think no one should ever joke about? Cheers
There are zero boundaries and no comedian should ever apologize for what he said on stage. Ever.  
Anonymous asked you:Chris: what’s better, standup or acting?
I personally like stand up better. No one can mess with what you say. No one edits you. It’s all pure. 
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That’s it for this edition of Ask a Professional Comedian. Many thanks to Chris D’Elia for participating and to all of you who sent in questions.
Chris D’Elia: White Male. Black Comic. premieres tonight at midnight/11c.

We know our little bros and big bros all miss Topher. Meet the man behind Bieberhole69, Chris D’Elia, and catch his Comedy Central  special “White Male. Black Comic.” tonight at 12a/11c. http://on.cc.com/1bnKCnw

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Chris D’Elia

blogged-degges asked you:
For Chris D’Elia: what was it like working with the Workaholics crew?

Awesome. Those dudes are hilarious. Good friends of mine.  

cullthelivingflower asked you:
For Chris D’Elia: Has the Ten Minute Podcast and your Vines helped your stand up at all? Any of your characters/in jokes make it to stage? For example” ‘ssz it’sseptable’t’talk’like’this’onnn’stage’now’yr’all’ mainstream’n’shiiit? Lots of love man.

Hahaha. Love the punctuation. I often say stuff on the podcast and then put it in my act. Vine is more something that I consider totally different tho. Just time waster and fun for me. Thanks for the love. Enjoy the special. 

burger—wolf asked you:
Chris, when is Topher gonna come back to Workaholics?

Wish I knew bro. Ask the creators! Happy to go back.  

Anonymous asked you:
So where in LA do you live? You know in case a girl wants to meet you.

Hahaha. Well since you’re anonymous… I live… Somewhere. 

cullthelivingflower asked you:
For Chris D’Elia: How did you end up choosing the laugh factory as “your” club? Is stand up your passion or do you want to move more into TV? How did you get so good at improvising? Also how old is Bryan Callen?!

I would say The Comedy Store is my club. Laugh Factory as well I suppose. CS has always had my back tho. Even before LF. I obsess about inprovising. Always making fun of my friends and myself. So I just got comfortable on stage and now do it up there. Thank you. Bryan is 79.  

wezmoore asked you:
Hey Chris, the question I’m using for my dissertation is ‘Should there be boundaries to comedy?’ So, are there any subjects you personally tend to stay away from when writing your stand up? Are there any subjects you think no one should ever joke about? Cheers

There are zero boundaries and no comedian should ever apologize for what he said on stage. Ever.  

Anonymous asked you:
Chris: what’s better, standup or acting?

I personally like stand up better. No one can mess with what you say. No one edits you. It’s all pure. 

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That’s it for this edition of Ask a Professional Comedian. Many thanks to Chris D’Elia for participating and to all of you who sent in questions.

Chris D’Elia: White Male. Black Comic. premieres tonight at midnight/11c.

We know our little bros and big bros all miss Topher. Meet the man behind Bieberhole69, Chris D’Elia, and catch his Comedy Central  special “White Male. Black Comic.” tonight at 12a/11c. http://on.cc.com/1bnKCnw

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Zoinks indeed! Adam Devine’s House Party has just been renewed for a second season! 
About the big news, Adam said, “I’m glad Comedy Central is letting me throw another House Party! They’re like the cool parents that let all the underage kids beer bong in their basement.”
Look for Season Two to drop in 2014. In the meantime, Season One continues Thursday nights at 12:30a/11:30c. Click here to watch highlights from last night’s episode.

New episodes of Workaholics won’t be the only way to party with Adam Devine next year. Comedy Central renewed Adam Devine’s House Party!

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Zoinks indeed! Adam Devine’s House Party has just been renewed for a second season! 

About the big news, Adam said, “I’m glad Comedy Central is letting me throw another House Party! They’re like the cool parents that let all the underage kids beer bong in their basement.”

Look for Season Two to drop in 2014. In the meantime, Season One continues Thursday nights at 12:30a/11:30c. Click here to watch highlights from last night’s episode.

New episodes of Workaholics won’t be the only way to party with Adam Devine next year. Comedy Central renewed Adam Devine’s House Party!

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin
tehslaphappy asked you:hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I’ve been trying for a why and I have no luck.
Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 
Anonymous asked you:Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can’t find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I’m taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a “concerned neighbor” or just get the Hell out.
You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won’t start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 
Anonymous asked you:Do you smoketh the blunt?
I don’t not drink or smoke. never have.
Anonymous asked you:For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.
Well that’s 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can’t be punching this pretty face.
Anonymous asked you:How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?
Mental headboards are the way to go.
Anonymous asked you:Eric, I can’t get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don’t say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.
Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can’t be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 
insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??
Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 
Anonymous asked you:For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?
Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 
burger—wolf asked you:Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?
Confidence and honesty. 
anamericanwerewolf asked you:Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.
That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those “SMOOVIES”
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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

How to conquer stingray coochie? What do you do when handcuffs in bed don’t work out the way you hoped? Who needs Wikipedia when you’ve got Ask a Professional Comedian with Erik Griffen?

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Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin

tehslaphappy asked you:
hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I’ve been trying for a why and I have no luck.

Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 

Anonymous asked you:
Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can’t find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I’m taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a “concerned neighbor” or just get the Hell out.

You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won’t start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 

Anonymous asked you:
Do you smoketh the blunt?

I don’t not drink or smoke. never have.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.

Well that’s 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can’t be punching this pretty face.

Anonymous asked you:
How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?

Mental headboards are the way to go.

Anonymous asked you:
Eric, I can’t get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don’t say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.

Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can’t be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 

insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:
erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??

Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?

Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 

burger—wolf asked you:
Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?

Confidence and honesty. 

anamericanwerewolf asked you:
Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.

That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those “SMOOVIES”

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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

How to conquer stingray coochie? What do you do when handcuffs in bed don’t work out the way you hoped? Who needs Wikipedia when you’ve got Ask a Professional Comedian with Erik Griffen?

Yesterday we talked about how the Workaholics Art Department built the future; today, we want to focus on how the Make Up and Costumers built the people of the future for "The Future is Gnar".

Make Up head Alexei Dmitriew took Maribeth Monroe to his laboratory and sculpted a likeness for decapatational purposes; because if you’re going to chop someone’s head off, it’s gotta look good.  Alexei did this while also juggling turning actors into meth heads into zombies for "In Line", as well as turning our office workers into office cyborgs.  One bad powder coat, and it becomes a bad public access horror movie; instead, we got a believable scary as hell cyborg tour-de-force.  

Costume head Jerry Jaeger then had to find the right look for the office cyborgs, which he nailed down expertly; the real challenge lied in how to dress Queen Alice.  He managed to find an outfit from a famous film (not THAT Avengers…) that gave Alice that sexy-scary hybrid haunt.  It may not have been easy to wear, but it sure made a lot of guys send Maribeth some interesting reads on Twitter.  

That’s official shout outs to Alexei, Jerry, and their team of minions.  There’s still more cast and crew that could be shouted out for their work in "The Future is Gnar", but even a paragraph here couldn’t capture the efforts of all involved.  You think those helicopters flew themselves?  

So thank you, once again, to the best crew in TV for helping Workaholics make one of the most memorable episodes of it’s run.