You can not say it’s not true until you do it.  Sorry ladies, I know that takes you out of the equation.  But you get to bare children, so just let us have this.

Karl Hevacheck: Human Genius.

Adam can’t teach you. You have to teach yourself. 

It’s like riding a bike, you’ll never really get there until you learn to let go.

Strike out on Valentine’s Day?

Then you know what you must do.  Find a quiet place.  Then find yourself, truly, for the first time.

Go Hands Free.  It’s the most fun you can have trying to climax without touching yourself.

Johnny Ryan depicts a pretty solid how-to guide in this week’s Get Glue sticker.  

Which is fitting for “Webcam Girl”, because if you go Hands Free correctly?  You get glue.

“Webcam Girl” gave us all a pretty cut and dry meaning of what it means to Crank Down.

Well, dry at first.

Posted by popular demand, last night’s Crank Sesh.

DO NOT attempt at work.  You will most likely be fired, and we don’t want that blood on our hands.

While you’re at it, you probably shouldn’t attempt in a neighborhood or, really, anywhere while we’re at it.