Enjoy this weekend responsibly.  

If you’re gonna puke out your dick, make sure you at least lay your dick on it’s side.  Don’t want it to asphyxiate, ‘cause you’d be lost without that thing.

The lesser known cousin of “S’Go.”

WELL.

He’s going to finger bang her so WELL.  

I hope Adam gets around to taking some English classes.  Wait, got around.  Since it happened in the past.  He speaks like someone who has taken language classes, right?

Reasons Adam is more popular in high school now that he’s graduated—

1. He’s not there anymore.
2. He’s got more access to recreational drugs.
3. He’s got more access to alcohol.
4. He can get a discount on tickets to RC Polytechnic sporting events.
5. He’s not ending every conversation with “But, really, I should be Prom King, right?  If it’s about who would be the best Prom Ruler?”

The Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic Class of 2010.  

Changing the world one telemarketing call at a time.

Adam prepares to get clamped up on his way to proving to Ders he’s the right man for the double date job.