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Oh, you wanna see it?

Show: Oh, you wanna see it?
Looker: Sure.
Show: You keep talking about it, how bout I show it to ya?
Looker: Yeah, sounds good.
Show: Time for talk is over.
Looker: This is getting awkward for me now.
Show: Gonna show you right now.
Looker: I'm gonna get outta here.
Show: If you wanna see it, you'll stay right there.
 Time Passes.  
Show: Nah. Not today.

Enjoy this weekend responsibly.

If you’re gonna puke out your dick, make sure you at least lay your dick on it’s side. Don’t want it to asphyxiate, ‘cause you’d be lost without that thing.

Over the pants, though? No man, that’s not how you want to do it.

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—	Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #309

From the bottom of my heart, with all due respect, and that’s not a lot, I mean it, I really want you to know, that me? Me, personally, I want you to look around the room, then back to me, realize I’m talking to you, then make sure it’s eye-to-eye, then, with all love sent from above and below, please…

You guys have monster dicks. Chicks must love sucking on those.

“

—	Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #88.

Let he who holds this hammer, should they be worthy, possess the (pants) power of Thor.

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