WORKAHOLICS
OMG IM CRYING I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FOWARD TO ON WEDNESDAY

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Please Answer, I will blow you and I am not gay!! When does season 4 start!?!?! Please. Please, answer. Why!? Why are your seasons not longer, each episode one hour long? Come on. Look me in the eye while we hold our dicks and piss. Tell me the facts hombre.

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But really, I think we’re gonna have to do a few posts about how weird is TOO weird for all our Tumblr followers.

No word yet on the official start date of Season 4; but rest assured, you’ll hear the news here… maybe not first.  Top 7.

When are Adam and Alice going to hook up on accident?

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This week’s ep, “The Future is Gnar”, maybe?  Maybe?  

Is maybe OK?

How did you get Devin Danza to be on the show?

Pulled the right strings.

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You should watch these highlights from last night’s Workaholics. They’re just like gifs, only longer and with sound.

Hey! The guy didn’t ask for “just like gifs”, he asked for GIFS!  

what would adam's first reaction be if he met Catherine zeta jones?

“Hey that woman looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.”

I have been watch so much workaholics, like literally every episode over and over, I finally had a dream that I was hanging out with the guys. We went to see "Little Bill Live" (Little Bill is a children's cartoon made by Bill Cosby, and it does not put on live performances) but it turned out to be some dogs sleeping in a cage.

Mom?

haven't seen Alice sense like the 2nd episode!! what up wit dat?

Well something’s up with your count, since Alice was in the 5th episode, “Webcam Girl”.  

But who knows where you started; what if I told you she was back tonight?  What if I told you about a boss who had needs?

What if I told you, 30 for 30, “Alice and Title IX”, premiered next month on one of the ESPN’s?

Then I’d be lying.  But I’m not lying about tonight.  Alice be BACK~!


“I’m not about to be the only one without it”


Don’t enjoy Workaholics Cosplay alone. Because it would be sad.  Also, if you’re doing schrooms, potentially dangerous.  
For instance, we have no way of knowing if any of these girls survived.  Play safe.

“I’m not about to be the only one without it”


Don’t enjoy Workaholics Cosplay alone. Because it would be sad.  Also, if you’re doing schrooms, potentially dangerous.  

For instance, we have no way of knowing if any of these girls survived.  Play safe.

Really though, where's our DeMamp Camp shirts?

Stuck in Comedy Central Merchandise Development Hell, next to the Chapelle’s Show Rick James wigs and Tosh.0 penis-shaped Mayo dispenser. 

I’d say they’ll roll out next fall Fashion Week, if that’s a thing.  Seems like enough time for CC to realize they have a near Bear Coat-sized demand for DeMamp Camp shirts on their hands…