The Comedy Central Shop just flipped the sign over telling all fashion hunters that it’s BEAR SEASON.
Wanna rock that bear coat? Need to rock that bear coat? DEMAND to rock that bear coat?
Then get your OFFICIAL Workaholics Bear Coat right HERE!
“Where can I get that bear coat?” is a question that’s come up more times than Waymond’s not spoken. The answer I wanted to give most is “check Marc Summers’ house”, but for liability reasons I’ve kept that kind of quiet.
Well I no longer have to worry about sending crazies into the estate of Mr. Summers. The coolest costume closet addition you’ll make this year can now be yours, because just in time for you to blow that Christmas money from Grandma, Fab.com is offering YOUR VERY OWN, OFFICIAL, BEAR COAT.
You can buy it HERE.
Where you wear it after that? Is up to you. But we’ll recommend not doing so in a dense forrest area during hunting season. ’Cause dis coat looks dat real. It’s straight grizzly.
And now… so are you.
Today’s HALF CHRISTMAS TIP covers something we’ve all had to worry about time and time again— wardrobe.
I know what you’re thinking — it’s the Six Days of Half Christmas, and you’ve nothing to wear. Well just maybe… you already do.
Follow the steps as outlined in this helpful photo guide to create your VERY OWN HALF CHRISTMAS TANK TOP!
Then be sure to tag the photos of your dirty work with #HalfXMas on Instagram so we can admire your work and craftsmanship, and stay tuned for more Half Christmas Tips as we take you to Half Christmas itself, this Monday, June 25th.
(Thanks to Comedy Central interns Nick and Hannah for modeling and making, and Summer Associate Ari for the pics)
Not sure of your Monday wardrobe? Closet overflowing with hoodies?
Check out Complex’s Guide to Workaholics Fashion.
Thoughts running through Karl’s mind as he stood waiting for his Bride-to-Be (who quickly became Bride-to-Never-be):
- “This is the girl I’m going to spend at least the next six months with.”
- “Choosing Blake over my brother to be my best man was the right decision, because Blake is looking out for my best interests. That, and my brother drowned in that wave pool 2 years ago.”
- “MOMMY, IF YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS, DON’T BUCK DERS! HE’S MEAN!”
- “Where’d I park the rape van? Oh right, sold it.”
- “Glad I poured that ‘Tussin neat before I came out here, really helped calm the nerves.”
- “Sewer Dwayne’s lost weight.”
- “These glasses really correct more than just the wonky eye, feel like I’m seeing the world for the first time… Wait, Hannah’s Korean?!”
- “This is the first wedding I’m in that isn’t one of Mommy’s.”
- “Glad Adam found love. And one of my usual customers.”
- “Shoulda signed that pre-nup.”
Of course, there’s no way to tell for sure what Karl was thinking, but at any time Tacos and Drugs is a solid guess.
