Hey.
Keep your head on a swivel this weekend. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta STAY fresh for New Year’s Eve on Monday.
Can’t be going in no half mast. Full mast New Year’s. Start 2013 like the guys started their college days; party hard enough to get kicked off campus, but in a good way?
It’s not uncommon for victims of such traumatic experiences to stop speaking. Stay strong, Waymond.
Hey, kids.
That will conclude my regularly scheduled Tumblr updates for Season 3A. It’s been fun sharing these episodes with you, and I can’t wait for everyone to see what we’re working on for Season 3B. January can’t get here soon enough.
In the meantime, follow the guys three party supply musts and you’ll be just fine.
The Comedy Central minions will still be updating this blog with pertinent Workaholics info such as Season 3 DVD details, the Season 3B premiere date, and cool stuff like the fact Adam, Blake, Ders, and Kyle are throwing out the first pitch at tonight’s LA Dodgers game.
So in the meantime, it’s not going away. Just I am. Yes, me, the guy who answered the questions and no, Blake will not marry you. Sorry:-(
-Steven White @MiddleRelief
Make sure your party’s up to code tonight, lest you get a visit from these fools.
Meaning fools in the sense of, “These cool guys”, not “fools” as in buffoons.
I like their outfits. There, I said it.
Happy Friday Night!
If you’re trying to meet some new strange tonight, let one of these Ders’ Specials go. You’re guaranteed to get their attention.
What you do after that is up to you. Well, that and how sensitive their sense of smell is.
Enjoy this weekend responsibly.
If you’re gonna puke out your dick, make sure you at least lay your dick on it’s side. Don’t want it to asphyxiate, ‘cause you’d be lost without that thing.
Costume Designer Jerry Jaeger really outdid himself with his work on “Flashback in the Day”.
He worked with the guys to determine the looks they wanted, then went about perfecting them in such a way that they looked foolish… but only in the ways they were supposed to.
Also, the entire costume department deserves credit for finding tear away pants after 2001.
The lesser known cousin of “S’Go.”
Go time.
In the pool.
Go in the pool time.
If only the shirt were a tearaway, too. Then Ders would really be like a firefighter of the water.