I don’t want to tell you your business, but if you made others I wager people would purchase them, possibly trading you goods or services for said sweatshirt.

Who would have thought a throwaway line from “The Business Trip” would become such a lasting image?  

God.  That’s who.  She saw this whole thing coming.  Even this post.  That’s part of everything.  So is what happens next.

1. Adam, how many chicks have you done it with?
2. What is your plan for me, Adam?
3. How’d you get such great triceps?
4. How’d you get such great delts?
5. Your face is an awesome face (not a question, I know, but he’ll probably bring it up)
6. How do the three shells work in Demolition Man? I know you didn’t make the movie, but I’m stumped and clearly you’re a problem solver.
7. How’d you get such great quads?
8. What’s the fastest route to work?  I bet your way is faster than Ders’ way.
9. Can you teach me how to dougie?
10. Why “Jagger’s” moves?
11. Where’s the best place to get pizza in Rancho Cucamonga?
12. What’s Alice’s deal?
13. Can I party with you when you come to Heaven?
14. When do you want to die?  Check this box for “Never”.