Wordaholics - Full Christmas
Full Christmas: The completely realized, no corner cutting big brother of Half Christmas.
It is necessary to mention that Full Christmas occurs on the birth of Jesus Christ. Base covered.
Full Christmas takes the Half Christmas spirit of “No sweater sleeves, no Santa, no problem” and adds both sleeves AND Santa. But it does NOT add problems. Not intentionally, at least.
Many believe the Full came before the Half, but numerically, that’s impossible as well as possible, depending on the philosophical beliefs of how much water’s in the glass. After enough spiked egg nog, BOTH are possible.
May you have a Happy and/or Merry Christmas, no matter which is on the calendar.
In a Sentence: “Went into the attic last night, got all my Half Christmas stuff down in preparations for the Full Christmas spread, also something about fruitcake.”
The Peter North Pole from Workaholics Season One Episode “The Strike” is still alive and erect at the guys’ house, festive for the holiday season.
Or anytime you want to feel festive, I would imagine. I would say you should send pics of YOUR Peter North Pole to us but… no. Just no. Some things should be celebrated privately, respectfully, and privately, again, just so we’re clear.
As #halfxmas draws to a close, we hope you snuggle up to that special someone, and enjoy a holiday well spent. #workaholics (Taken with Instagram)
Honey, thank you for a wonderful Half Christmas dinner. Now let’s take this upstairs and light the tree, if you know what I mean. And I think you do, because you’re nodding.
Half Christmas (#HalfXmas) Toasts
Watch Workaholics - The Strike right now!
“The Strike”, the Workaholics episode that started the Half Christmas (#HalfXmas) craze, starts NOW on Comedy Central (East Coast/Central… West Coast you get the deal)!
Don’t forget to “Find the Hash” and tweet what you see, for a chance to win a Half Christmas present from Comedy Central!
Watch for the first time, the umpteenth, or anywhere in-between. Merry Half Christmas to all, and we hope you get weird!
I want to thank everyone for coming together to celebrate Half Christmas together. And what great fortune, that it falls on a Sunday where I didn’t have to work. What? Are you… it’s… aw man. I had a conference call today! I’m gonna lose my job! Damn you Half Christmas! Damn you to HELL!!!!
-Half Christmas (#HalfXMas) Toasts
In our final Half Christmas (#HalfXmas) Stocking Stuffer clip, Adam, Blake, and Ders discuss the Reason for the Season.
It’s an important message for all of us. Don’t lose sight of what’s important this Half Christmas, guys and gals.
We know Half Christmas has gotten pretty commercial, but what really matters is that you spend it with the ones you love, and that cute girl from accounting, and that you make your move, braj. She’s waiting for you to. Why do you think she came to your Half Christmas party, the keg nog? Have you tried it? It’s awful!
SHE’S HERE FOR YOU, SHANE! NOW GET AFTER IT!
Workaholics “Find the Hash” Game TONIGHT!
During Comedy Central’s airing of “The Strike” tonight at 9/8 CT, look for hidden hashtags onscreen and tweet for a chance to win Half-Xmas presents from Comedy Central!
See the hashtag, tweet the hashtag, and you’re entered. You’ll be notified via DM if you win.
What’ll you win? ”It’s no fun opening presents when you already know what you’re getting,” is what Comedy Central told us before spiriting away into a moving car.
Good luck and good hashing!
To all our friends; most of our family; to the Viacom corporation and it’s subsidiaries for operating a promotional event that proves the synergistic legs of the machine can create something wistfully wonderful no matter what the motivation, and also, Rocko, ‘cause he brought a tub full of forties and I know I’m thirsty!
Half Christmas (#HalfXMas) Toasts