Gimme a beat. Thanks guys.
“Breakfast plate, bagel and lox.
Watch Workaholics tonight with Zeebox.
The laughs fall outta yo mouf like a siv.
When they bust yo eyes with the hot interactive!”
I think any more of that and I’ll just disrespect myself. Well, more so.
Respect your viewing options when you scope “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog” with Zeebox. Tune in to Workaholics at 10/9 CT after you set your TV to Comedy Central, and chat about the episode with fans, receive exclusive content, and avoid any/all of my rapping skillz.
You should feel smarter: it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
You’re only hours away from an all new Workaholics. Just a few ball busting hours of work. Just a bunch of soul crushing, fish hooking, emotionally unsatisfying ticks of the clock and you’ll get your Workaholics on like a gold-plated-toilet boss.
Or maybe you don’t have to work today. Or you don’t have a job at all. Isss cooooo.
Survive to watch “The Worst Generation”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Which Blake look did you prefer in “High Art”? Salad Pants Trash or Movie Vest Cash?
Costume Supervisor Jerry Jaeger works with Blake for every episode to find the right piece of crazy clothing to accentuate the character’s journey; and few pieces have matched as well as “Cool Blake’s” movie vest. Part of me is very happy that goldmine avoided being soaked in piss; the good ones always remain piss free, I’ve found.
And worry not! Despite what some had feared, Blake DID NOT cut his hair for reals. He tucked it up, bob style, and his real long locks return for the rest of Season 3B.
See Blake’s long hair return with customary flare in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
“High Art” didn’t just give Workaholics a stage on which the world could be introduced to Salad Pants.
That stage was big enough for Workaholics to introduce you to Salad Pants: now with Dressing Fly. The pants you look delicious in.
Coming soon to the Comedy Central Shop?
Cocaine. Nature’s brain food. Without it, you could find yourself in a thought rut like Adam and Ders.
All outta booga sugar? Here are some other things that might help you think good yourselfs*:
- Provoke your neighbor’s dog
- Munch on some chicken bullion cubes
- Pick that knee scab until it’s in the shape of a cool scar
- Throw some cinder blocks off a bridge
- Call a random person in your phone, tell them you’re looking to poop
- Chillax Murder
- Mix a bunch of fruit liquers together, call it a “Fruit Basket”, chug it, then fight crime
*None of these things will help you think good, and probably should never be attempted in any way ever.
Make the good thinker’s choice and watch Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
You check your e-mail and get two cups of coffee? You’ve locked down this Monday. Go to lunch.
Ya earrrrrrrrrrrned it.
Karl’s Killer Advice for a Kool Kleansing Monday.
Human Genius.
Be safe out there this weekend.
Good rule of thumb I follow is, “Don’t do anything we show on the show ever, ever.”
Hair Rape is real.
If you, or anyone you know, has been a victim of Hair Rape, don’t go it alone. Talk to a stylist, barber, or even your buddy’s Mom who knows her way around some clippers.
Because you can’t fix yourself, until you fix your hair.
In the meantime to help you cope, enjoy more clips from “High Art” on the Comedy Central website.
