Introducing the Half Christmas Yule Log — a new friendship family tradition and the perfect backdrop for your #HalfXmas party.
Full Christmas: The completely realized, no corner cutting big brother of Half Christmas.
It is necessary to mention that Full Christmas occurs on the birth of Jesus Christ. Base covered.
Full Christmas takes the Half Christmas spirit of "No sweater sleeves, no Santa, no problem" and adds both sleeves AND Santa. But it does NOT add problems. Not intentionally, at least.
Many believe the Full came before the Half, but numerically, that’s impossible as well as possible, depending on the philosophical beliefs of how much water’s in the glass. After enough spiked egg nog, BOTH are possible.
May you have a Happy and/or Merry Christmas, no matter which is on the calendar.
In a Sentence: “Went into the attic last night, got all my Half Christmas stuff down in preparations for the Full Christmas spread, also something about fruitcake.”
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