Happy Birthday, America.  
Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  
Me—-?
I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.
#HowUSAareYOU?

Happy Birthday, America.  

Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  

Me—-?

  • I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
  • I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
  • I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
  • I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
  • I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.

#HowUSAareYOU?