Happy Birthday, America.
Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American. But how American are you?
Me—-?
- I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
- I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
- I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
- I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
- I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.
#HowUSAareYOU?
