The Meat Jerking Beef Recipe.
Ingredients:
1 Cow; serves (at least) 3
*Lawry’s*
Salt Goodman
Pep 
"Jeff" Garlic
Cleaning soap/spray, preferably non-toxic but you get what you pay for
Instructions:
Chainsaw cow (beef) to chunks, or strips as preferred
Wet/Clean chunks in prep of jerk of beef
Season to taste (jerk)
Serve
Now as you gain more jerk experience feel free to try some of your own seasonings, styles, and cleaning supplies.  Remember to have fun with it!

The Meat Jerking Beef Recipe.

Ingredients:

  • 1 Cow; serves (at least) 3
  • *Lawry’s*
  • Salt Goodman
  • Pep 
  • "Jeff" Garlic
  • Cleaning soap/spray, preferably non-toxic but you get what you pay for

Instructions:

  • Chainsaw cow (beef) to chunks, or strips as preferred
  • Wet/Clean chunks in prep of jerk of beef
  • Season to taste (jerk)
  • Serve

Now as you gain more jerk experience feel free to try some of your own seasonings, styles, and cleaning supplies.  Remember to have fun with it!

In this Sneak Peek, Ders get news of an impending visitor, while Adam and Blake bring an unannounced guest.  Real vaudeville style open/closing doors situation.  

SPOILER: The impending visitor is Ders’ Dad, “Mr.” Holmvik.  He’s coming.  

Jerk the beef with  "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys" as it premieres tomorrow night at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.