Twitter and it’s users are like two dudes being fooled into an alleged threesome; it’s only fun if everyone’s involved. Otherwise it’s going to #GetWeird, and not in the fun way where you’re all chanting it and drinking 40’s and being on #Workaholics.
So as you head into “The Future is Gnar” tonight, go in honest. Tweet what you mean, and mean what you tweet. Otherwise you’re just tongue lashing nipple rings and clogging feeds.
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Cast and Crew of @WorkaholicsCC tweet their thoughts on their costumes, make up, and skin tight outfits (oooohhh):
- Workaholics Showrunner - Kevin Etten - @kce00
Tonight is the future. And “The Future is Gnar” on Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
We all want it. We all need it. We all didn’t know there was a shirt that we could wear to declare our feelings about it.
Until now. Witness, the Ice T.
Get your hands on the shirt that makes it all possible HERE.
Karl. Ders. Relive the hookup you never knew you always needed to see.
In this clip from “In Line”, encounter the hot connection that was kind of like when Branson took down Sybil on Downton Abbey. It’s some real Upstairs/Downstairs shib.
NSFW if you don’t want everyone to know what kind of down low deep seed you like to take in at your desk place.
Karl modeling his custom-fit nipple rings.
For those who asked, Kyle (who plays Karl) does NOT currently have his nipples pierced. He selected some choice synthetic nips from Make Up Guru Alexei Dmitriew, who can’t even list the tasty chest jewelry as his best work for the episode.
We’ll have more on Alexei’s intensive laboratory where he turned actors into meth-heads into zombies next week.
This week’s Johnny Ryan drawing for the Workaholics Get Glue check in sticker captures the lust of convenience that is Ders and Karl sharing a sleep space.
Figure after Jenny left them, Ders took a long, hot hate shower; drank a cup of his favorite relaxation therapy tea; then burned his sheets and everything Karl may have touched. Meanwhile Karl may or may not have crunched Jenny in the bushes outside. They are two sides of the same coin.
What will Johnny draw for the Workaholics Season 3B Finale? Check in to Workaholics on Get Glue this Wednesday, March 20th, and watch the finale at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Swimming, dog. It keeps the body tight.
Hey, someone had to become the Funyuns Czar. Why not Karl? Thanks to Johnny Ryan for tweeting the pic.
During the writing process, Workaholics producers went through a lot of options of what Karl’s Kickstarter project would be. Some other contenders—
- For a long time the winner was Karl trying to fund GHOSTBUST3R’S III. “Murray was in, Ders!” , he screamed, which, knowing how Karl, and Bill Murray for that matter, operate, is not that hard to believe.
- A permanent sign for his (G)Rape Van so he wouldn’t have to keep going over the writing with spray paint.
- A trip to Israel.
- A documentary on Sewer Dwayne’s attempt to make it to the professional lacrosse league.
- A wall mural immortalizing the woman who he lost his virginity to, who has sense passed.
- His own pizza place, where he would sell the hella free pizza the guys won for him in “True Dromance” out of his van. Dude, no overheard!
Still, not much beats Hella Funyuns. Forget the Veronica Mars movie, we’ve only begun to scratch the surface of what we know about Funyuns. Donate to Karl’s Kickstarter today, or to charity. A charity would also be good.
Donate your eyes to an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
You can not say it’s not true until you do it. Sorry ladies, I know that takes you out of the equation. But you get to bare children, so just let us have this.
Karl Hevacheck: Human Genius.
Grab a blunt object and hoard your canned goods, it’s the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
Everyone’s got a theory on how to survive an undead uprising, that’s old news; but what about your sex life surviving a LARP zombie situation?
You wanna find yourself dead walking near the hot zombie chicks. They’re gonna find themselves in a weird place when it’s time to cut bait, and if you play your cards right? You could be that bait.
HERE COME THE BANG PATROL
YOU GONNA LOSE CONTROL
Workaholics. Get Banged.