WORKAHOLICS

Will they or won’t they?

A question asked about some of your favorite TV pairings.  Sam and Diane.  Ross and Rachel.  Jim and Pam.  Chuck and Blaire.  

Now, perhaps the greatest office romance that never was… is?

Watch Workaholics get “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog” tonight at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central to see if Blake and Jillian #GetWeird.

The Workaholics Guys (whom you know as Adam, Blake, and Ders) team with GQ to give you The GQ Guide to Online Dating.

Mike McCoy + Thundercats + Won’t Go Droid = Love?

Cuz I’ll fuck your mom.

Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #94

F Yo Mom

Use these Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards for the loved ones in your life:

  • The girls you’re trying to show your penis to.
  • The guys you’re trying to climb like an apartment stairwell.
  • Maybe your parents if there’s one that works without being too sexual?

See more Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards on the Workaholics Facebook Page.

Set the mood for your Valentine’s Day with the Workaholics when they meet a “Webcam Girl”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Our Next Episode…

…is about love.  

Love means never having to say you’re braj-y in Workaholics: ”Webcam Girl”.

Official Log Line: Alone on Valentine’s Day, the guys turn to a webcam girl for romance.

Unofficial Log Line: Watch a TV-MA rated episode of Workaholics, that’s sexy as fug and also disturbing on some levels.  But isn’t that how most love stories break?

Fall in lust with an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

if i #getweird and draw you some cool fanart will you love me a lot?

Hey.  First, you have to learn to love yourself.

I love you

You hardly know me.  This calls into question all of your other choices.

Knock off all the god stuff and fug me hard?

Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #1.

Because it WORKS.

How was your Saturday night?

How was your Saturday night?

Over the pants, though? No man, that’s not how you want to do it.
Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #309