No heads?  No problems.
You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions.  You could say that.  People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.
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No heads?  No problems.

You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions.  You could say that.  People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.

Buy the new Workaholics SHIRT at the Comedy Central Shop and fill out your closet with an award-robe of winning tunics.

How’s your holiday shopping going?
That’s cool.  Want it to go better?
Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.  
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How’s your holiday shopping going?

That’s cool.  Want it to go better?

Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.  

Fur Sure?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

Poundtown?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

Free Karl?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

You get it.  NOW GO GET IT.

S’GO NOW FOR THE WORKAHOLICS NINJA TEE BUNDLE!!!

The Comedy Central Shop and Workaholics are teaming up to bring you an EXCLUSIVE bonus t-shirt bundle offer!  

RIGHT NOW, while supplies last, order either the Season 2 or Season 1 & 2 Combo Doggy Blu-Ray and get the Workaholics Ninja T-Shirt free*!!!

Season 2 on DVD “Ninja Tee” Bundle HERE

Season 1 & 2 Blu-Ray Combo Doggy “Ninja Tee” Bundle HERE

*Quantities of BOTH are extremely limited; act fast, because these ninja roommates won’t be out of the sewer and available for long.  The Workaholics Tumblr does not have any info on your order status, shirt availability, or shipping details.

Miss out?  Rest easy, as both the Season 2 DVD and Season 1 & 2 Blu-Ray Combo Doggy hit stores tomorrow, June 5th.