No heads? No problems.
You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions. You could say that. People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.
Buy the new Workaholics SHIRT at the Comedy Central Shop and fill out your closet with an award-robe of winning tunics.
How’s your holiday shopping going?
That’s cool. Want it to go better?
Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.
Fur Sure? Free tight butthole foam hand.
Poundtown? Free tight butthole foam hand.
Free Karl? Free tight butthole foam hand.
You get it. NOW GO GET IT.
All aboard this holiday season!
Poundtown is LOVELY this time of year. They decorate it in that style that’s not too gaudy but you know they put the effort in. The lights are flickering… because they’re supposed to.
Get the shirt for a loved one, or, as a well-deserved gift for yourself, HERE.
FREE KARL (…shirt costs money)
Believe it or not, some people didn’t know you get your own FREE KARL shirt at the Comedy Central Shop. So we’re doing them a service; and that service is passed along to Karl, who has been freed.
SPOILER ALERT, for Season One, I guess?
Half Christmas may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t wear your Half Christmas spirit around all year… because the official “Tale of Half Christmas” is HERE for purchase at the Comedy Central Store!!!
It’s white, too, which is good for minimal keg nog staining.
Thrift store a strike out? Moths get to your winter clothes in the attic? S-O-L on H-X-M sweater options?
Then head on over to the Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Store (ultimateuglychristmas.com) to get YOUR official Half Christmas sweaters and more!
Not sure what to get that special braj for Half Christmas?
Look no further.
Available for purchase HERE, the *official* Workaholics Tight Butthole foam hand. Let ‘em know how you feel about things— and that you feel things are tight butthole.
Tight butthole; proof that anything can be a catchphrase.
S’GO NOW FOR THE WORKAHOLICS NINJA TEE BUNDLE!!!
The Comedy Central Shop and Workaholics are teaming up to bring you an EXCLUSIVE bonus t-shirt bundle offer!
RIGHT NOW, while supplies last, order either the Season 2 or Season 1 & 2 Combo Doggy Blu-Ray and get the Workaholics Ninja T-Shirt free*!!!
Season 2 on DVD “Ninja Tee” Bundle HERE
Season 1 & 2 Blu-Ray Combo Doggy “Ninja Tee” Bundle HERE
*Quantities of BOTH are extremely limited; act fast, because these ninja roommates won’t be out of the sewer and available for long. The Workaholics Tumblr does not have any info on your order status, shirt availability, or shipping details.
Miss out? Rest easy, as both the Season 2 DVD and Season 1 & 2 Blu-Ray Combo Doggy hit stores tomorrow, June 5th.
For anyone asking about FREE KARL shirts… and there’s been a lot of you… we might have an announcement soon that would make you VERY happy. We’re talking playing-your-harmonica, relaxing-in-prison happy.
As for you Bear Coat peeps, don’t hold your breath.