Carlos Ramos captures the essence of Montez’s ass salad pimping pimp hand in another of his fantastic Workaholics character portraits.
The no rules bedroom ruler returns in tomorrow night’s "In Line"; Montez arrives with a typical fury, intense for all intents and purposes. I wouldn’t want to be caught in his way.
See Tez do what Tez does Wednesday night in an all-new Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
If you love Montez, I’ve got two questions for you—
1) Do you live in the So Cal area and also love Erik Griffin?
2) Are you also a fan of hilarious stand up comedy?
Then stun those birds with one rock this Monday, March 11th at The Laugh Factory to celebrate the release of Erik’s new comedy album, "Technical Foul: Volume 1".
Get tickets at LaughFactory.com or Erik Griffin.com.
No guarantees he won’t get you pregnant, or, if already pregnant, that he won’t re-pregnatize you.
CAN YOU IMPRESS THE TEZ?
What you got for us this week, Workaholics minions? Can you IMPRESS THE TEZ?
one weekend I saw Jerry Springer in a grocery store it was pretty wild
Mid 90’s Tez would be impressed. Current era Tez is #NOT.
Tonight’s #Workaholics sees the season’s toughest takedown since Travis Rockne (Daniel Stern) judo-tosssed Montez Walker like a sack of potatoes.
#GetWeird with tonight’s action and live tweet the chaos for the premiere of "The Worst Generation". You won’t be alone—
#TrueLife: I’m in Mail Order Comedy:
#TrueLife: I’m also Likely Live Tweeting Tonight’s all-new @WorkaholicsCC:
Out with the new and in with the old TONIGHT! #Workaholics: ”The Worst Generation”, 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Week after week, Montez is Not Impressed.
Now Waymond’s paying attention. He can’t believe no one can get Tez to even raise an eyebrow. So he’s calling you out, Workaholics fans.
Waymond wants you to send us your wild weekend stories to try and impress Montez. Did you lay the tarp down? Use baby oil for more sin care than skin care? Kiss a girl on the mouth?
Try to get on Montez’s good side and leave us an impression by sending your sexy stylings HERE.
Happy Tuesday. Happy Montez? We’ll see if you Workaholics fans were able to impress him…
I hear a lot of flack about the diminishing of people at the house (as far as parties go) on the newer episodes. I would start a celeb-look-a-like party, then move to ‘Tez’s pool party any day! Do these kids not realize that, as one gets older, people that one used to hand out with thins out? That is exactly what post-college is all about. We tend to fine-tune our realities, as well as our braj’s.. I think you dudes are staying true to form. I dig.
Deep. Unfortunately, 'these kids' are a rowdy bunch and probably stopped reading once it stretched past two lines. Also, more of a theory than a boast. #MontezIsNotImpressed.
yooo i just drove westward across the country and drank so much redbull that i had a niacin reaction! and they only way i would’ve ever known what was happening was by watching workaholics. so thanks guys hahaha
Season 1 call back, nice. Niacin. Yeah, glad you didn’t think you were dying. But… #MontezIsNotImpressed.
How could I impress a girl?
No, not a girl, Montez. Let me try, though-
Impress a Girl: Be yourself, confident, and dunk a basketball right in front of her after setting up a regulation basketball hoop outside her living quarters when she least expects it.
Impress a Montez: Send us your wild weekend stories, and we’ll run the best next week to see if we can repregnetize Montez’s excitement levels.
Anyone #GetWeird enough to turn Montez’s frown upside-down this week?
My friend his brother and i brewed some moonshine and drank half a vodka bottle of it and then we used his pax vape for the first time and did a g on it. when his brother fell asleep we shaved his legs and eyebrows.
#MontezIsNotImpressed. Most of that probably never happened, your friend doesn’t even have a brother.
Blake is in my school’s yearbook, which is FUR SURE the coolest thing ever.
#MontezIsNotImpressed. Tez is not even intruegued. Blake’s in a lot of people’s yearbooks, especially if they went to the same school as him.
How dafuq did y’all cock I mean caulk Adam into a coffin like that. Like seriously broseph that’s a lot of caulk jizz. Unrealistic too, because his muscles woulda burst out that bitch like the alien anyways.
Annnnnnd we have a winner! I don’t know about Montez, but I’m impressed, so he probably would be.
Can you impress Montez? Try your bests and the Workaholics Tumblr will put ‘em up against the gold standard of under-the-influenced ranting gibberish right here next week!
It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
If all you wanted this Workaholics Wednesday was to #GetWeird with a new episode of Workaholics? Then it’s your lucky day; there absolutely IS a new Workaholics tonight! It’s on TV and everything!
You didn’t even have to ask Santa or accept a Triple Dog Dare; but someone like Tez here, might get their eye shot out.
'Cause tonight, Workaholics tells a High School Story in "Fourth and Inches” at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
From last week’s entry’s, let’s see if anyone could impress Montez.
lesbras: This weekend, I played basketball with a slew of disabled and mentally handicapped people, and may have nailed a half-court fadeaway buzzerbeater to win for the handicapable team. My bad.
#MontezIsNotImpressed. If anything, he’d be upset you didn’t let them win by 20 points. Why you even taking the half court shot? What are you trying to prove?
crash-solar: Spent all weekend catching up on every episode of Workaholics thus far with my roommate… Montez might not be impressed but I’d say it was a weekend well spent.
#MontezIsNotImpressed. He hates pandering. But loves having a job, so he’d say continue your endeavors but you do that for you.
indubitably-awesome: My friend and I rode a giant piece of ice down a river and when it sunk we had to swim in 10 degree water and then walk a couple miles in 20 degree weather. Is Montez impressed??
#Montez… Nah, #MontezIsNotImpressed. You got yourself into that mess. So it was up to you to get yourself out. How’d you think it was gonna end? Well?
Think you can impress Montez? Send us your wild weekend stories, and we’ll see who stacks up with the “Sky” Walker next Monday.
The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode. They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall. No word on who’s the next to be Burned.
We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them. Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.
Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, "Alice Quits". I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…
Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.