Thanks be to Based God! It’s Workaholics Wednesday! Three full episodes are online now.
Alice is badass. Can I propose an episode in which she finally agrees to get with Adam on the condition that he's her bitch. Then she pegs him with a big black dildo and he likes it but then he has to sit on a life preserver from the pool for the rest of the episode? I mostly just want to see Adam cry and see Alice in a vinyl bustier. There should be funny sex music too like Jungle Boogie or Tila Tequila or something. Also, she should pull his hair every time she sees him and growl like a dog.
Muscle I’d Like to Flex.
Tonight. 10:30/9:30c. Comedy Central.
Boner Fight should be “up” (wink!) around 10:42-ish.
Rejected Log Line: Adam goes on an HGH-fueled mood swing rage-out that threatens to destroy the guys’ lives and friendship forever, all because he started gettin’ it on the reg from a H-O-T Milf. Also, The Wizards debut.
MUSCLE I’D LIKE TO FLEX.
Rejected Log-Line: “The guys go on a wizard rapping, boner fighting, competitive bodybuilding romp of an adventure when Adam threatens the very fibers of their friendship by dating a super rich MILF.”