Alice is badass. Can I propose an episode in which she finally agrees to get with Adam on the condition that he's her bitch. Then she pegs him with a big black dildo and he likes it but then he has to sit on a life preserver from the pool for the rest of the episode? I mostly just want to see Adam cry and see Alice in a vinyl bustier. There should be funny sex music too like Jungle Boogie or Tila Tequila or something. Also, she should pull his hair every time she sees him and growl like a dog.