The carousel on which Ders experienced a change of heart and realized that turning 25 was actually pretty cool.
How Ders became THE DERS in the aptly titled OLD MAN DERS:
Take one (1) classic Anders Holmvik.
ADD stress from turning 25 and not having a chunk of your life goals accomplish.
ADD one dope-ass hat.
ADD one American Dad-iator Polo Shirt costume designer Jerry Jaeger described as “perfectly hideous”.
REMOVE polo’s sleeves.
ADD comfy ass sweat pants (pants optional).
COMBINE and SPRINKLE whippets, personal pitchers, and SWAG to taste.
Marinate in POUND TOWN for desired amount of intense flavor.
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For your listening pleasure, a collection of music from OLD MAN DERS:
As Ders’ embarked on the Birthday Booze-athon, you heard “Shake Shake Shake” by White Denim. Buy it on iTunes.
Then came the song that rocked the episode right back to the 90’s, as Seven Mary Three’s CUMBERSOME was blared from the all-american speakers of Montez’s new ride. The scene was written specifically for this song, and Seven Mary Three was cool enough to let us pay tribute to their greatness; we hope they enjoyed Adam’s stunning rendition.
Thanks to Music Supervisor Jennifer Pyken and Music Coordinator Melany Mitchell for helping us secure the rights, and also handing out lyrics on set so we’d know EXACTLY how heavy, how light, how black, or how white the song really went. Buy Cumbersome on iTunes, off the album CHURN, if you haven’t already!
Another producer favorite was heard on an almost subsonic level, as “Donut Brain Aliens” by The Dirty Sock Funtime Band played in the background for most of the scenes at Dante’s Pizza Palace.
This track was discovered when the guys went on a fact-finding mission to a popular children’s birthday destination, which also serves beer alongside it’s delicious pizza and features a large, non-Disney rodent. Get your brain some alien donuts right here on iTunes.
Look for the Workaholics Mix Tape every Wednesday morning, slinging the beats that bashed the silence outta the episode from start to finish.
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Why is Ders on his recumbent bike and why is there a box of wine on his head? All mysteries that will be revealed in tonight’s episode…Old Man Ders. 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.
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In this sneak peek, see what happens when birthday Ders spends some time in the TelAmeriCorp offices, with some help from a gift to himself.
Tune in tonight to see how Ders spends the rest of his 25th birthday; and whether or not his gift to himself is the type that keeps on giving.
On the next episode of Workaholics, entitled Old Man Ders, we know that Ders celebrates his 25th birthday. To honor that occasion the guys set up something called a Booze-athlon. What is a booze-athlon? How does Ders fare in the booze-athlon?
You’ll just have to watch and find out…