WORKAHOLICS
Hey, I gotta know, does anyone ever say anything in the writer’s room, and y’all say, “Nah, man, that’s too crazy”?
Erik Griffin, AKA MONTEZ, questioning his motives.
I’ma have swamp nuts in about 20 minutes.

Overheard on Set.  

Lord, I wish I hadn’t.

Did you hurt your butt when you fell from heaven?
NOT sexual harassment here in the Workaholics Production Office.  Flattering, really.  Or it was meant to be.
Prolly should rock a cup, if I get hit in the dick with that thing???
You know, a lot of this will make sense once the episode airs…
Ughhh… my acting sucks.
Overheard on set.  Not necessarily said by an actor on the show.
It must’ve been a great night, you gave this chick the flu.
An actress commenting on their sickened facial features (via makeup).
I can edit a PDF, I got EP-DF on my computer, son!
Unnamed Executive Producer in video village, on how he edits scripts with his title.
Fool just challenged me on twitter to a swim race, dude, I’ll smoke anybody in the 25.
Overheard on set.  Pretty easy guess which guy it was.