NO!  You were just getting comfortable on THIS bus!
Now you need to get on a new bus, praying you survive this bomb situation.  While you’re waiting, why not make sure you’re following Mail Order Comedy so you can live tweet with them during tonight’s all-new episode, "Flashback in the Day"?
Their handles are easy to find and fun to type:
Blake - @UncleBlazer                Adam - @ADAMDEVINE
Ders - @DERS808                     Kyle - @KyleNewacheck
…also, quality live-tweeting from the rest of the Workaholics cast happens—
Jillian - @Jilliandeltoro      
Maribeth - @maribethmonroe
Erik - @erikgriffin         
And hey, the Workaholics Tumblr guy, @MiddleRelief, joins in for the West Coast airing, too.  Usually with nothing of note.
Tag your tweets with #Workaholics to join in the fun… and #WelcomeToCollege.
Workaholics: 10:30/9:30 CT; Comedy Central.  Twitter’s there before, during, and after.  

NO!  You were just getting comfortable on THIS bus!

Now you need to get on a new bus, praying you survive this bomb situation.  While you’re waiting, why not make sure you’re following Mail Order Comedy so you can live tweet with them during tonight’s all-new episode, "Flashback in the Day"?

Their handles are easy to find and fun to type:

Blake - @UncleBlazer                Adam - @ADAMDEVINE

Ders - @DERS808                     Kyle - @KyleNewacheck

…also, quality live-tweeting from the rest of the Workaholics cast happens—

Jillian - @Jilliandeltoro      

Maribeth - @maribethmonroe

Erik - @erikgriffin         

And hey, the Workaholics Tumblr guy, @MiddleRelief, joins in for the West Coast airing, too.  Usually with nothing of note.

Tag your tweets with #Workaholics to join in the fun… and #WelcomeToCollege.

Workaholics: 10:30/9:30 CT; Comedy Central.  Twitter’s there before, during, and after.  

In this clip from "Real Time", Ders and Blake try to escape Future Babes while Adam slows down Alice’s roll by painting her a tampon thief.

This is where I’m really not sure whether you’ve seen the episode or not, but decided to just go with it since that last sentence reads like a Burning Man slam poem written by an albino known only as The Viewer, and I know I’d want to hear the rest.

Other cool things Blake could have said before disabling those children Future Babes so they fell of their bikes to near death—
"Say hello to my LASER friend!"
"Uncle Blazer about to bus’ out his laser.  Pointer."
"Sun’s out; LIGHT"S OUT!"
"Enjoy your math homework!"
"Red light… green light!  That’s from Mission: Impossible.  The first one.”
"It’s them or us, right Ders?  This is cool?  I’m gonna do it anyway."
"I’m sorry!"

Other cool things Blake could have said before disabling those children Future Babes so they fell of their bikes to near death—

  • "Say hello to my LASER friend!"
  • "Uncle Blazer about to bus’ out his laser.  Pointer."
  • "Sun’s out; LIGHT"S OUT!"
  • "Enjoy your math homework!"
  • "Red light… green light!  That’s from Mission: Impossible.  The first one.”
  • "It’s them or us, right Ders?  This is cool?  I’m gonna do it anyway."
  • "I’m sorry!"
"Eh Montez, I hear your wife Colleen lost her Vice Principal job… So I guess school’s OUT!"
Slam.
Yes, the long-anticipated reveal of Mrs. Montez Walker, AKA Colleen Walker, finally takes place in tomorrow’s brand-new, all-different Workaholics.  
Meet Colleen, Montez’s Queen, in "Ders Comes in Handy". Tomorrow night, 10:30/9:30 CT. Only on Comedy Central.

"Eh Montez, I hear your wife Colleen lost her Vice Principal job… So I guess school’s OUT!"

Slam.

Yes, the long-anticipated reveal of Mrs. Montez Walker, AKA Colleen Walker, finally takes place in tomorrow’s brand-new, all-different Workaholics.  

Meet Colleen, Montez’s Queen, in "Ders Comes in Handy". Tomorrow night, 10:30/9:30 CT. Only on Comedy Central.