The final Workaholics Redacted Script Page of Season 3B came in, and it looks… infected almost. Changed. When I asked why, I was told it had gone through "Orientation". I asked more questions but all I heard was a dial tone.
So I don’t know what “Orientation” means. To be fair, you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what I don’t know.
If I had to guess, I’d say it can’t mean good news for Adam, Blake and Ders in "The Future is Gnar". But you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what would be bad news for Adam, Blake, and Ders.
Delve into the mystery and seek out the truth in the Workaholics Season Finale tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Alas, the Redacted Script Page for "In Line" is close to completion, put pulls out before the finish. And we were so close.
Ders seems upset about something. Weed is mentioned. Blake’s imagination comes into question. Adam talks about himself. Jillian pops into the cubicle.
Wait— Could this be a script page from every Workaholics episode? All that’s missing is Alice going full harvest, Montez’s eyes bulging, and Karl doing Karl things.
Wait again— Could all that be happening in tonight’s episode TOO?
Tune in to an all new Workaholics TONIGHT at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central. The gang is potentially all (REDACTED).
The latest Workaholics Redacted Script Page features an eager, attractive young woman putting SOMETHING in her mouth.
Is this a Rancho CucaPizza situation? Nah, can’t be, yesterday we told you the episode is about a road trip for the ultimate breakfast burrito and that would be a total misdirect. You want misdirects, you go watch Revenge.
But if we can stay on pizza, I wonder how Karl’s hella free pizza worked out. My bet is he lost it after a dispute with management over what constituted a “topping” when he wanted to top a pizza WITH a pizza, maybe throw some wings in there, bone in, because that’s the kind of crazy idea that’s crazy enough to work.
I’m rambling. Probably because I’m hungry. You get hungry, then angry, call it Hangry? I do. And now all I can think about is burrito pizza. With wings.
See how the guys combat hanger pains in "Hungry Like the Wolf Dog", this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The Redacted Script Page for "The Worst Generation" is another exercise in creative cryptography.
What we do know is that going back as far as "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys", Adam has held a grudge against his aging Gramps DeMamp. This week, perhaps we can finally learn what caused their rift and get a glimpse into the upbringing of one Adam “The Grandson” DeMamp.
Was it over a holiday meal gone wrong? Was Gramps upset at Adam not being named “George” in his honor? Did a woman come between them, ‘cause Adam “The Granny Banger” DeMamp is too catchy a name not to be used if that were true.
Find the truth TONIGHT in the premiere of Workaholics: “The Worst Generation” at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The leaked script page for "High Art" is a creative interpretation of information dissemination.
I like to think it’s a commentary on the Spoiler! culture as a whole; we want to take in media in an on demand world, but not let people discuss it in an on demand way. Issues of control, both our own and how we perceive “content trust” with friends and social media acquaintances can shape the very way we interact as people, as a society, and as the greater viewer.
That or a time card zombie at Comedy Central went over it with a sharpie and we farted it out here to feed the clapping seals their noon mush. EAT YOU FAT SEALS! EAT IT UP!
The answer? Somewhere in the middle. What we call sushi a seal calls “ARP ARP ARP!”, after all.
Find your creative Sushi/ARP in the form of tonight’s all-new Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Uh-oh. The next all-new Workaholics, "Webcam Girl", is rated TV-MA.
If this leaked script page is any indication, there’s going to be some heavy innuendos thrown around.
No doubt, the boys are hinting at a lot of sexual activity in there (Or maybe it just seems that way with all the black lines? Maybe they’re talking about cooking a nice pork loin together?), so much so that I’m not going to have a cigarette now, but when I see the whole scene unfold I may very well need one. So I might buy one. Do they sell solos?
You know what, nah. Cigarettes are bad news. And we only want to encourage positive behavior on this Tumblr.
See Adam, Blake, and Ders make a new friend through the internet, in “Webcam Girl”, Wednesday night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Doesn’t look good for that Fat Guy’s hot dog. And “cheerleader uniform”? Say no more.
"Fourth and Inches" sees the guys get in too deep when it comes to gambling, and the latest redacted script page has leaves more questions than answers.
I guess that’s kind of the point. Hey, you know what else has points? Gambling spreads. We just went full circle on y’all. BOOM.
Put on your eye black and send the blitz when Workaholics goes "Fourth and Inches" this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
The Workaholics Tumblr, via the Comedy Central Department of Spoiler Affairs, has brought you the latest redacted script page from our next episode. They also told us that Key AND Peele are in the Key & Peele Season 3 premiere, airing next fall. No word on who’s the next to be Burned.
We don’t know who’s been leaking the pages from them. Could be an intern with a marker; could be a homeless person with an agenda.
Adam, Blake and Ders discover some office folks with their own agendas in this week’s all-new Workaholics, "Alice Quits". I wonder if there redacted escapades with Waymond and Montez will have anything to do with that…
Tune in Wednesday, January 30th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central, to meet the new boss in the latest episode of Workaholics.
The Workaholics Tumblr was able to get not just ANY page from the script for the all-new episode, "A TelAmeriCan Horror Story". It was able to get the LAST page.
Comedy Central’s Department of Spoiler Affairs didn’t even get their hands on this one. But… it just showed up looking this way. Distorted. Changed.
Was it Dr. TelAmeriCorp? Who is Dr. TelAmeriCorp anyway? What is Blake gazing at? What is Adam still… WHAT IS ADAM STILL?!!?!
Tune in Wednesday, January 23rd for an all-new Workaholics, at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central for the answer to these questions, more, and hopefully no little girl who drowned in a well pops out of your TV seven days later.