Cuz I’ll fuck your mom.
Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #94
Knock off all the god stuff and fug me hard?
Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #1.
Because it WORKS.
Over the pants, though? No man, that’s not how you want to do it.
GET AMPED ON DEMAMP! CORN HUSKERS FUCKING RULE, TITS ARE RAD!!!
You’re looking well, BTW.
What if god is a babe? With big ol tits, but respectable ones.
I can already smell the weird.