The final Workaholics Redacted Script Page of Season 3B came in, and it looks… infected almost.  Changed.  When I asked why, I was told it had gone through "Orientation".  I asked more questions but all I heard was a dial tone.
So I don’t know what “Orientation” means.  To be fair, you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what I don’t know. 
If I had to guess, I’d say it can’t mean good news for Adam, Blake and Ders in "The Future is Gnar".  But you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what would be bad news for Adam, Blake, and Ders.
Delve into the mystery and seek out the truth in the Workaholics Season Finale tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

The final Workaholics Redacted Script Page of Season 3B came in, and it looks… infected almost.  Changed.  When I asked why, I was told it had gone through "Orientation".  I asked more questions but all I heard was a dial tone.

So I don’t know what “Orientation” means.  To be fair, you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what I don’t know. 

If I had to guess, I’d say it can’t mean good news for Adam, Blake and Ders in "The Future is Gnar".  But you could fill a fleet of Karl’s Rape Vans with what would be bad news for Adam, Blake, and Ders.

Delve into the mystery and seek out the truth in the Workaholics Season Finale tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

WorkahoLEAKS - Alice Quits

Way-mond about to get Way-layed.  

In "Alice Quits, the guys fun and gunned their way to a new boss; even if it was just a temporary reign.  What went into making the episode?  What was Waymond’s first scripted line?  Where was Alice?  Original ending??!!?

Read on for a 5-rated episodic performance review…

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In our next episode, "Fourth and Inches", the guys are going back to school.
High school, that is, as they return to the scene of Season 2’s "Heist School", Rancho Cucamonga South.
What trouble could they find?  
Official Log Line: The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports.
Unofficial Log Line: When Adam, Blake, and Ders cross paths with Teen Wolf’s Tyler Posey, they get in deep; too deep, maybe?  Also, talk of Blake’s dick.

Tune in on Wednesday, February 6th at 10/9 CT to go “Fourth and Inches” with an all-new Workaholics, only on Comedy Central.

In our next episode, "Fourth and Inches", the guys are going back to school.

High school, that is, as they return to the scene of Season 2’s "Heist School", Rancho Cucamonga South.

What trouble could they find?  

Official Log Line: The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports.

Unofficial Log Line: When Adam, Blake, and Ders cross paths with Teen Wolf’s Tyler Posey, they get in deep; too deep, maybe?  Also, talk of Blake’s dick.

Tyler Posey

Tune in on Wednesday, February 6th at 10/9 CT to go Fourth and Inches” with an all-new Workaholics, only on Comedy Central.

Wordaholics - Meat Fetus

Meat Fetus: In the simplest scientific terms, a pile of loose meat assembled into the shape of a human for means of sacrifice to a demon, god, or hungry authority figure in hopes of warding off their evil intentions.

A meat loaf brought to meat life, the ginger-beef man you CAN catch, the Meat Featus should not be assembled for any ole’ problem.  To do so would lessen it’s impact, and take away power from those who need it most.

Didn’t finish studying for your Geography Final?  Stay away from the fridge.

Pressed Sally Sue is gonna find out about Betty Lou on the side?  Don’t turn to the deli counter to clean up your mess, braj.

Concerned your buddy is being inhabited by the spirit of a dead employee you are responsible for unleashing?  Meat life begins at conception, and it’s time for you to get  sculpting the ground chuck.

The Meat Featus success rate is uncharted, but amateur analytics point towards it being highly successful.  You don’t see any demon-infested monster men on the news, do you?  Ergo, it works.  Or is working.  Or will work when it’s most needed.  We can hope. 

We must have faith in the powers of the formed dead mammal pieces, otherwise, we’re just farting around with hamburger here.   

In a Sentence: “We shouldn’t have streaked through that Indian Burial Ground, Greg; the only chance we have to escape poltergeisting is hitting up Fred the Butcher, building a Meat Featus, and sacrificing it to the god in question before Homecoming.”

Sure, nothing creepy about Robert Englund’s Dr. TelAmeriCorp just hangin’ round set.
There’s a lot of talk on TV sets about “not sleeping”.  During filming of "A TelAmerican Horror Story", that took on a whole new meaning.  As in, terrified people keeping their eyes open in fear of the Doc making them a house call.  
You look at this picture long enough, and it starts to look back…
(Photo courtesy Brian Ferguson)

Sure, nothing creepy about Robert Englund’s Dr. TelAmeriCorp just hangin’ round set.

There’s a lot of talk on TV sets about “not sleeping”.  During filming of "A TelAmerican Horror Story", that took on a whole new meaning.  As in, terrified people keeping their eyes open in fear of the Doc making them a house call.  

You look at this picture long enough, and it starts to look back…

(Photo courtesy Brian Ferguson)

I am not afraid of any/most ghosts.
Spirits, as proven in A TelAmerican Horror Story, on the other hand… they freak the fug out of me.  Spirits are everywhere.  Often flying.  When they’re not?  That means they’re ground level, and that’s where I live.  Double freaked the fug out.
You think you’re safe?  You watch Workaholics and live in your spirit-free panic room?  Then don’t come to me when they want to scratch your eyes out from the optic nerves.  That’s on YOU.

I am not afraid of any/most ghosts.

Spirits, as proven in A TelAmerican Horror Story, on the other hand… they freak the fug out of me.  Spirits are everywhere.  Often flying.  When they’re not?  That means they’re ground level, and that’s where I live.  Double freaked the fug out.

You think you’re safe?  You watch Workaholics and live in your spirit-free panic room?  Then don’t come to me when they want to scratch your eyes out from the optic nerves.  That’s on YOU.