BANG BANG.
HERE COME THE BANG PATROL
BANG BANG.
YOU GONNA LOSE CONTROL
BANG BANG.
Workaholics. Get Banged.
Did you miss Blake and Jillian almost front-bumping their way out of the Friend Zone in “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog”? Well brush your teeth, check your pits, and suggestively dive in with this clip.
Then catch more episode highlights on Comedy Central’s website.
Then tell your friend you like but you haven’t had the guts. Time to step up, he/she’s not going to be waiting for ya forever. This could be the start of something great; or the culmination of months worth of smiley texts, either way, it’ll be progress, and you’ll be free to make a whole new set of mistakes this weekend.
Whether you’re playing pool or chasing tale, remember these three little words from “The Worst Generation” when you hit the scene tonight.
You can’t win… unless you Put It In.
Wordaholics - Pornog
Pornog: The sexually charged materials which you view in order to turn your Lil Smokey into a Hebrew National.
That involves everything from a man and woman kissing, to a man and woman kissing in places other than what is conventionally defined as kissing, to a man and a woman being in separate rooms but still kissing items from whatever grab bag of issues your deep seeded conscience has deemed Go Milk and you just ate cookies.
Hell, it doesn’t even need to be a man and a women.
Hell, it doesn’t even need to involve kissing.
Hell, it doesn’t even need to involve hot dog related metaphors, ladies, you turn your taco stand from a failing business to a 5-star YELP review if that’s what plugs in the Christmas tree this holiday season.
In short, you define what Pornog is. I just work here.
In a Sentence: “Things with Jesse were getting a little stale, so I thought I’d introduce some Pornog into the equation, and see what added up; and let me tell you, she got so worked up I was leaving remainders all over the quadratic equation, because I’m a math teacher.”
Use these Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards for the loved ones in your life:
- The girls you’re trying to show your penis to.
- The guys you’re trying to climb like an apartment stairwell.
- Maybe your parents if there’s one that works without being too sexual?
See more Workaholics Valentine’s Day cards on the Workaholics Facebook Page.
Set the mood for your Valentine’s Day with the Workaholics when they meet a “Webcam Girl”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Tip Sipping: What’s Your Stance?
Are you anti Self Gratification, or pro Self Mouthification?
Is you-on-you good unless goo, or do you believe no man should hum his own tune?
Can a guy blow himself in private without judgement?
That’s what we’re saying here. If the lines were too hard to read between.
In any other office, this might seem out of place…
What is the best way to get baby oil out of lithographs, BTW? Asking for a friend. A friend named Montez.
