Cooperstown this ain’t.
This week, four inductees will be immortalized as the inaugural class of the Shart Hall of Fame. Quite simply, this will be their greatest accomplishment, even if they’ve had kids, or a restaurant named a sandwich after them.
Historians will look back at their time on this planet as the era before they were Shart Hall of Famers, and the era after. The era after will be tremendous. Even if they’re already dead. It’s that good. We’re talking first paragraph of the obituary impact.
Like any Hall of Fame, our discussions were not without great debate and controversy. No matter how much we fought over a nominee, we tried to stick to a simple, by-the-numbers criteria that some OTHER Hall of Fames might want to consider the next time they’re looking at a new class.
There were two questions we asked whenever a name entered into the Shart Hall of Fame conversation—
-Have they sharted?
-Did that shart resonate in society, so much so that you can’t think of that person WITHOUT thinking of that historic shart?
So there you have it. We’ll be announcing our FIRST Shart Hall of Famer this afternoon.
They have not been notified prior to the announcement of their induction, so we’ll all share the joy with the excited new SHOF’ers together. Their lives will never be the same, and quite frankly, neither will ours.
In promotion with Comedy Central’s “#SNARKWEEK”, we here at the Workaholics tumblr believe the truest form of snark is not listening to your bosses. Hence, we’ll be celebrating SHART WEEK all week long!
As a part of Shart Week, we’ll be bringing you all sorts of shart related content, such as:
Then, perhaps the most anticipated Shart Week content of all…
We’ll also still have plenty of Workaholics behind-the-scenes looks and news for you throughout the week. But, until then—
Treat every fart like it’s Shart Week.