Shart Week has come to a close. We did our very best to bring you all things shart - related and we hope that you enjoyed this unique and graphic glimpse into the personal lives of Anders, Adam and Blake.
Thank you for making this the most thrilling, action - packed Shart Week ever!
Also, we haven’t given up on a weekly theme. We hope you like tales of forbidden love, fidelity, and 18th century Russian aristocrats because next week is Russian literature week. 
On Monday we’ll bring you an in depth and hilarious analysis of Tolstoy’s masterpiece Anna Karenina.  
Until then, have a good weekend and, for the rest of the year, remember to treat every fart like it’s Shart Week.

Shart Week has come to a close. We did our very best to bring you all things shart - related and we hope that you enjoyed this unique and graphic glimpse into the personal lives of Anders, Adam and Blake.

Thank you for making this the most thrilling, action - packed Shart Week ever!

Also, we haven’t given up on a weekly theme. We hope you like tales of forbidden love, fidelity, and 18th century Russian aristocrats because next week is Russian literature week. 

On Monday we’ll bring you an in depth and hilarious analysis of Tolstoy’s masterpiece Anna Karenina.  

Until then, have a good weekend and, for the rest of the year, remember to treat every fart like it’s Shart Week.

THE SHART HALL OF FAME

As a part of Shart Week, we’re recognizing some of the all time great sharters by immortalizing them in our Shart Hall of Fame.

Our final entrant is perhaps our most deserving.  We’ve already acknowledged his contributions to Shart media and awareness, but saved his actual induction for last.  The champ always goes on last, after all.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is not just the Jackie Robinson of Shart culture; he may be the Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Cy Young, and Barry Bonds all rolled into one, then sharted out the back of the classiest pair of pants you’ve ever worn.

Mr. Hoffman not only drinks for free during Shart Week, he owns the bar.

Mr. Hoffman sharts in the woods, and there’s no one around? We not only hear it, we feel it. Might even smell it, depending on what he ate. That smell? Roses.

If there was an asteroid on a trajectory to collide with Earth, and once it hit all life from this planet was extinguished, then a millenium later an alien culture discovered the last existing fragment of Earth floating through the dark recesses of space, that fragment would probably be a flash drive containing Mr. Hoffman’s shart scene in Along Came Polly. Seventeen percent chance it actually contains the whole movie. Five percent chance it contains his entire filmography.

The point is, Mr. Hoffman isn’t just the last inductee to the Shart Hall of Fame; he IS the Shart Hall of Fame. The PSH Remembrance Wing will not only feature Mr. Hoffman’s Hall of Fame plaque, bust, and memorabilia, but a living museum dedicated to all shart culture. Admission will be free.

So Mr. Hoffman, you go ahead and treat any fart like it’s Shart Week.  Hell, you treat Shart Week any way you want.  

We couldn’t have done it without you.

THE SHART HALL OF FAME: MARATHON RUNNERS 

As a part of Shart Week, we’re recognizing some of the all time great sharters by immortalizing them in our Shart Hall of Fame.

Our next inductees are a large group, but certainly a deserving one.  Today, we welcome Marathon runners into the Shart Hall of Fame.  

Marathon runners are a different breed of athlete. What distinguishes them the most from other athletes (other than basketball players) is that they don’t wear pants. In fact, they wear really tiny shorts. These are great for mobility and ventilation, but really, really bad when it comes to sharting. 

Most serious marathon runners compete in marathons in order to set records or qualify for an even bigger or more important marathon. It is for this reason that if and when a shart occurs they can’t simply stop and clean up and join the race again. Instead, much to the horror of all the spectators, they just keep on running. In fact, marathoners who’ve sharted have actually gone on to win the Boston, London and New York marathons along with Olympic medals.

It takes a lot of guts and training and sacrifice to run a marathon. Elite marathoners are almost superhuman. But only the bravest and most elite of all can shart during a marathon and still win.

So as they strive for the finish line, and feel an inner fire that is anything but their burning desire, rest assured they know to treat every fart, like it’s Shart Week.

This Bollywood film is the official movie of Shart Week.  

We consider it a gift from the gods; we didn’t look up it’s plot or anything, but if we had to guess from the poster, we’d says it’s probably about a guy who has to choose between two women, then accidentally shits himself.  One of the women chooses to love him for who he is, stains and all; the other shuns him and lives a miserable life alone.  Some other stuff happens, too, to fill out the 90 minutes, maybe a car chase or something.  Netflix it.

Some other “Official” items of Shart Week—

OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME - World of Shartcraft

OFFICIAL RACING-BASED VIDEO GAME - Mario Shart

OFFICIAL THEME SONG - Miley Cyrus’ "Sharty in the U.S.A"

OFFICIAL SOFT DRINK - RC Cola

OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SNACK - Pop-Sharts

OFFICIAL NFL OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Mike Shartz

OFFICIAL WRESTLER  - Bret “The Hitman” Shart

OFFICIAL WRESTLER’S FINISHING MOVE - The Shartshooter

OFFICIAL VOICE - Owen Wilson

Those are at least the sponsorship deals we could close on short notice.

Only the true fans will collect all of these items and take a picture and send it to us… but until they do, remember—

Treat every shart like it’s Shart Week.

This Bollywood film is the official movie of Shart Week.

We consider it a gift from the gods; we didn’t look up it’s plot or anything, but if we had to guess from the poster, we’d says it’s probably about a guy who has to choose between two women, then accidentally shits himself. One of the women chooses to love him for who he is, stains and all; the other shuns him and lives a miserable life alone. Some other stuff happens, too, to fill out the 90 minutes, maybe a car chase or something. Netflix it.

Some other “Official” items of Shart Week—

OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME - World of Shartcraft

OFFICIAL RACING-BASED VIDEO GAME - Mario Shart

OFFICIAL THEME SONG - Miley Cyrus’ "Sharty in the U.S.A"

OFFICIAL SOFT DRINK - RC Cola

OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SNACK - Pop-Sharts

OFFICIAL NFL OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Mike Shartz

OFFICIAL WRESTLER - Bret “The Hitman” Shart

OFFICIAL WRESTLER’S FINISHING MOVE - The Shartshooter

OFFICIAL VOICE - Owen Wilson

Those are at least the sponsorship deals we could close on short notice.

Only the true fans will collect all of these items and take a picture and send it to us… but until they do, remember—

Treat every shart like it’s Shart Week.

THE SHART HALL OF FAME

As a part of Shart Week, we’re recognizing some of the all time great sharters by immortalizing them in ouShart Hall of Fame.

Our next inductee is also our biggest, and he certainly makes a giant-sized imprint on shart history.  Yes, today we raise our door frames and reinforce the stage to induct the all-time legend ANDRE THE GIANT.

Stories of Mr. Giant’s feats of strength, eating, drinking, and yes, sharting, are legendary.  They’ve taken on mythic qualities, from how many 12 fluid-ounce beers he consumed in one sitting (stories range anywhere from 117 to 156) to how much he could lift (stories range from a car, to a car full of local idiots who tried to fight a guy name “Giant”).

These stories alone could be enough to gain Mr. Giant into any Hall of Fame (he was inducted into WWE’s Hall in 1993), but there’s one in particular that clinches his place in ours.

Shortly before his death in 1993, Mr. Giant was involved in a 6-man tag match in Mexico City.  Mr. Giant, who had felt sick all day, was in the ring with Bad News Brown (coincidentally, a pretty solid nickname for the incident).  He tossed Bad News into the corner and followed it up with a big back splash; at that moment, sickness overtook him, and unleashed worse news on Bad News in the form of a Giant-sized Shart.

Now, the video attached is not that incident… but it does give one the sense of what a human being would suffer if they were on the wrong end of a Hall of Fame-sized shart attack.

Welcome, Mr. Giant, make yourself comfortable.  While you sit on your king-size throne (not that kind) and reminisce with the other greats, we hope any rumbling in your stomach from a you-sized feast reminds you of one thing—

Treat every fart, like it’s Shart Week.