Or maybe watch some full episodes of Workaholics. You can now watch entire episodes “Stop! Pajama Time,” “Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates” and “Karl’s Wedding.”

In STOP! PAJAMA TIME, Ders tells the guys he went to see Daniel “Rudy” Ruettiger speak, and is therefore an expert on leadership. Thus began our search for the right inspirational quote Ders would give Alice in the parking lot, to prove his knowledge.
R.I.C.E - A mnemonic device short for “Rest, Ice, Coffee, Explosion” meant to remind someone under the weather how best to engineer their recovery.
For a common cold, mid-level flu, or full blown food poisoning, the R.I.C.E method should be implemented to help avoid death.
Here now, a summary of the stages:
Rest: The worst period to consider piano moving of any kind, Rest allows a fatigued, suffering body to avoid further strain and enter into a near-coma like state of watching old episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Ice: Sore areas should have Ice, also known as frozen water, applied to them to help avoid swelling, or, for a late-afternoon erotic treat.
Coffee: A warm cup o’ joe is known to help flush the system of harmful toxins, keep a mind alert, and most of all, give struggling writers an area to congregate while listening to the latest smooth rock their dispensary has to offer. While sick, this last step should be avoided, to let the geniuses at work continue to be so. Besides, you’ll want to be close to home for the greatest benefit of Coffee, experienced in the final stage…
Explosion: Harmful toxins, once fully caffeinated, will flee your body like a dog running from a vacuum cleaner. It is best to execute the Explosion of your bowels in a bathroom, specifically the toilet area, to avoid a pile of work that would otherwise interfere with your Rest.
In a Sentence: “Bailey, if you really got salmonella poisoning you best grab some ice packs, coffee filters, and toilet paper to R.I.C.E the shit out of this weekend.”

Look who’s back. It’s Bill (played by Bill Stevenson). He was so awesome in the season 1 episode, The Strike, we had to get him back. We don’t know if he ever got to read those magazines, but there’s always season 3. Bill rules!
Re-live the powerful scene in which Adam and Blake demonstrate to Jillian the proper way to fire an employee.
Behold Ders’ transformation from regular guy at the office to a guy having a violently allergic reaction to a onesie. Thanks to Makeup Department head, Alexei Dmitriew for doing an awesome job on the eyes.
Now that you’ve gotten to know Sigourney Beaver from STOP! PAJAMA TIME, we can discuss how we came to work with her.
Prop Master Todd Daniels was able to secure the use of a Real Doll, from the Real Doll company, for our scripted stunt double from Alien: Resurrection. He had to keep her under lock and key for storage, and safety, concerns, but on the bright side he got to drive in the car pool lane whenever she was moved to different locations.
Director Kyle Newacheck was excited about the inventive ways Sigourney could be used on set, and blocked several scenes in new ways once he realized what she was capable of. The “Sigourney Cam” was an on-set decision that lead to one of the most memorable images from the episode.
You can research purchasing your own Sigourney Beaver from the Real Doll company HERE. The link is NSFW, depending on where you work, but if you have to ask? Probably a good idea to wait until you’re home. Know what, you should definitely wait until you’re home.
It’s not known if Sigourney will ever recover from her roof fall, but after what she went through on the set of Alien: Resurrection? We’ve never count her out for a return.


