Hair Rape is real. 

If you, or anyone you know, has been a victim of Hair Rape, don’t go it alone.  Talk to a stylist, barber, or even your buddy’s Mom who knows her way around some clippers.  

Because you can’t fix yourself, until you fix your hair.  

In the meantime to help you cope, enjoy more clips from “High Art” on the Comedy Central website.

Go time.  

In the pool.

Go in the pool time.

If only the shirt were a tearaway, too.  Then Ders would really be like a firefighter of the water.  

“Couldn’t we of filmed this before lunch?”

-Ders.

Watching Ders break out the swim kicks was like watching Michael Phelps on the medal stand; they were meant to be there.

Man, that guy’s got a real hard-“An” about the whole swimming thing…

Hey, didn’t Ders say something about swimming in college?  Wonder if that’s anything of note…

“Flashback in the Day”.

Tonight. 10:30/9:30 CT. Comedy Central.

If Ders were swimming in the Olympics, then this would be the *OFFICIAL* Tumblr of Olympic Swimmer Anders Holmvik.

20 point like the stopwatch was on HIS time.  

Ders talks to ESPN (we mean it, it really happened) about the Olympics, his swimming career, and one of the first screenplays he ever wrote.

(NOTE: The screenplay’s not about swimming.)