WORKAHOLICS
The Barracuda is back! “The Business Trip” and two other Workaholics full episodes are online now.

The Barracuda is back! “The Business Trip” and two other Workaholics full episodes are online now.



made myself an uncle blazer sweatshirt


I don’t want to tell you your business, but if you made others I wager people would purchase them, possibly trading you goods or services for said sweatshirt.
Who would have thought a throwaway line from “The Business Trip” would become such a lasting image?  
God.  That’s who.  She saw this whole thing coming.  Even this post.  That’s part of everything.  So is what happens next.

made myself an uncle blazer sweatshirt

I don’t want to tell you your business, but if you made others I wager people would purchase them, possibly trading you goods or services for said sweatshirt.

Who would have thought a throwaway line from “The Business Trip” would become such a lasting image?  

God.  That’s who.  She saw this whole thing coming.  Even this post.  That’s part of everything.  So is what happens next.

Workaholics: An Episode Primer for the New Fan
Besides a solid commitment to #GetWeird, what better way to get geared up for tomorrow night’s premiere of Workaholics then catching up with some all-time favorite episodes.  While everyone has their special bits, moments, and characters, these three episode serve a new fan particularly well.  
Meet the guys.  See the world.  #GetWeird.  Then get into new episodes.  Simple recipe, great final dish.
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The ‘Sodes—
  1. “Office Campout” (Season One) - The guys need a place to crash, and what better place than the TelAmeriCorp office; only problem is, they’re not alone.  This one’s available for streaming right now on Netflix, and also available on the Workaholics: Season One DVD or the Workaholics: Combo Doggy Blu Ray.
  2. “Man Up” (Season Two) - Adam, Blake and Ders go on a man trip to test their machismo.  Hilarity, a great nut pun, and some stunt driving follow.  This one’s available on the Combo Doggy Blu Ray (as well as Season 2 standard def DVD).
  3. “Real Time” (Season Three) - The guys must race Alice to work or risk getting fired.  Good news, internet people; this entire episode is currently available to watch on the Comedy Central website.

BONUS: The entire episode of “Ders Comes in Handy” is also available on the Comedy Central website, if you want to get a real solid handle on what this Montez thing is all about.

Then catch an ALL NEW episode of Workaholics in the Season 3B Premiere, “Booger Nights”, tomorrow night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Big safety hazard here; Blake, Adam and Karl should be wearing SAFETY GOGGLES.

Big safety hazard here; Blake, Adam and Karl should be wearing SAFETY GOGGLES.

How Karl sees the world…

How Karl sees the world…

YA LIKE THAT KIDDIES?!?!

YA LIKE THAT KIDDIES?!?!

Kelley Jakle in both her earth-bound and heaven-sent looks.

(Photos courtesy of Brian Ferguson)

Wordaholics - Acid-Dent

Acid-Dent: An unfortunate, unplanned occurrence taking place while the participants are under the effects of a hallucinogen, most often acid.  

The drug itself is not necessarily the direct cause of the incident at hand; but to deny it’s participation in the event would be obtuse.  A wandering mind and a curious hand are often cited as major players in the game.

Careful planning and preparation can lead to the avoidance of most Acid-Dents.  Sharp objects, conventional weapons, and shiny things should all be locked up and removed from the scene of the trip in question, as well as anything that could be perceived as a warlock in the right hue of light.  

While you can never remove the threat completely from the equation, a live-and-learn approach should be applied to all future trips post Acid-Dent.  Now you know he’s going to want to play with that.

In a Sentence: “Hannibal hacking his thumb off with that chainsaw was an Acid-Dent we all could have prevented if we had made sure we weren’t around chainsaws after we dropped that acid.”

Workaholics — Low brow comedy for very high people.

In this clip from “The Business Trip”, the guys get ready to trip while already on a trip; see, trip has two meanings in this instance.  One is the very real travel Ders completed with Alice for business; the other is the act of taking acid, called “tripping” by the kids, which people in this clip do.

Say no to drugs.