How Ders became THE DERS in the aptly titled OLD MAN DERS:

Take one (1) classic Anders Holmvik.

ADD stress from turning 25 and not having a chunk of your life goals accomplish.

ADD one dope-ass hat.

ADD one American Dad-iator Polo Shirt costume designer Jerry Jaeger described as “perfectly hideous”.  

REMOVE polo’s sleeves.

ADD comfy ass sweat pants (pants optional).

COMBINE and SPRINKLE whippets, personal pitchers, and SWAG to taste.

Marinate in POUND TOWN for desired amount of intense flavor.